Zeeshan

A guy that’ll tell you he’ll marry you and string you along for 3+ years just to cheat on you. Don’t trust him

“Hey I think I really like this guy, he always says nice things to me and makes me feel good”
“Nah you wouldn’t wanna purse it, that’s a total zeeshan”

by ilikeapricots October 18, 2019

zeeked

happy/exited

"Im so zeeked that im moving out Kelly!"

by o0o0*snuglove*0o0o July 7, 2003

Zeeshaan

Some Wannabe Badass Who Tries To Be Known As A Playa But Always Fails Due To His Repulsive Body, Shitty Personality And Mahusssive Nose. Beware, He Will Try And Make You Touch His Chode Down The Park.

Zeeshaan: 'Hey guys!'
Everone Else: 'Piss off fag munch'

by HotBlonde. August 11, 2009

Zeeshan

dumb idiot who doesnt understand my advice

Marisa: how does he not understand “whoever smelt it dealt it”?
Annie: idk he must be a zeeshan

by picklefun101 May 25, 2019

Zeek'D

When playing Gears of War and someone gets their head poped off more times then they can count.

Hey_____ watch your head there is a sniper... *pop* Damn you got Zeek'D. Coined By Social Casualty Klan on XBL

by Robbie Social May 28, 2009

Zeek

A very profound batty boy. A guy who loves only man and hates women. Mostly stock up and thinks they are right about everything when in fact they are wrong and still like plenty man.

Hey Jordon do you know Christopher is a zeek?

by Atlanta herpes October 8, 2020

zeesty

A gigachad and better then gmule

Gmule is a bozo conpared to zeesty

by piss92 August 24, 2022