Seen Zone

When a person just read your messages to him/her and doesn't intend to reply you back.

Rico: I sent her a message if we could go hang out.
Steve: Oh really, what did she say?
Rico: She just seen zoned me.

by Tortov Roddle September 5, 2013

friend zone

The almost un-escapable place where you have a crush on someone but they only want to be friends. 1 record lasted 8 years in the friend zone.

boy''will you be my girl friend''
girl''i would prefer us to be just friends''
boy is now in the friend zone

by dat guy1 November 3, 2013

estranged zone

a place worse than the friend zone. It's the place guys go when they cross the line of friendship and the girl isn't interested. Instead of simply going back into the friend zone, he goes to a place where he's almost avoided at all costs no matter how good of a "friend " he was before. He becomes less than a stranger perhaps not even receiving a greeting in public. It's more awkward being around her since she will always have in the back of her mind these "feelings" the guy now has she "never" knew about that she doesn't want to contribute to. If she truly didn't know, she didn't do anything but be herself. Thus her lack of comfort or excessive concern for not being misleading is completely unfounded and often becomes more annoying than anything. If this happens to you, call the girl's bluff of "let's just be friends" by initially being available but gradually if not suddenly no longer going out your way to do anything for her and NOT initiating contact with her. Let her miss the "good friend" she had after she dates some more jerks who probably spared you their problem. It's not a fun place to be but pays off wnen this same "friend" is still single well into her 30s complaining about how a "good man" is hard to find. Meanwhile, you've moved on to your happily ever after knowing that you was that "good man" she passed on.

Note: Nothing wrong with being a single woman in her 30s. The issue is with "complaining" about the lack of good men since many "good men" fell into the "nice guy" or "jaf" category years earlier.

You still in the friend zone with that chick?

Nah, even worse. I'm in the estranged zone. She only calls me when she's arguing with her boyfriend. Other than that, she avoids me like the plague.

by Doublestuff December 9, 2008

ankha zone

A rule 34 video of Ankha in Animal Crossing that the internet can't shut the fuck up about it

Person 1: Have you seen Ankha zone??????
Person 2: What's that?

by changed handle🤑🤑😜😜 September 27, 2021

the cone zone

watching late night with connan o'brian

you are now entering the cone zone

by Low Clef May 17, 2004

Splash Zone

The encircling area around an orgasming woman that is subject to her ejaculate.

Jeffrey unwittingly found himself in Katie's splash zone during last night's orgy.

by Pervy Fraggle February 29, 2020

Tiger Zone

One reaches "Tiger Zone" status, when he hangs out with more chicks than he can actually handle.

In honour of the (in)famous Tiger Woods

Sonny: Yo, bro', who's that young lady on your mobile? She ain't your wife, ain't your lova', ain't your shag-friend...

Pete: ... yeah, she's new. Met her last Thursday at a bar in Staines...

Sonny (perplexed): Staines?!? You got a mistress in Staines, too, these days? That makes it what, 7?

Pete: 8, actually. I guess am nearing the Tiger Zone here...

by Fobsson December 9, 2009