yoga wedge 

When your yoga pants get wedged so far up your ass it looks like a thong.

"Hey did you see that girls camel toe?"
"NO, but I got a good look at the yoga wedge when she turned around!"

yoga wedge by MayhemMeleeKaos July 17, 2014

yoga turd 

the fecal matter excreted when one stretches in ways that make intestinal continence difficult if the sphincter muscles are weak or relaxed, particularly common for those with or developing rectal cancer and/or a turtle heads

when we cooled down with the cat pose i accidentally let out a yoga turd

yoga turd by wadiwalker December 27, 2014

Yoga brain 

A state of quasi-drunkenness following an intense yoga class.

Oh my gosh, I left my keys in the yoga studio. Yoga brain!

Yoga brain by Big poppa 62353456 October 7, 2016

yoga butt 

the ultimate gateway to creating an ultrathot. If you see a girl wearing yoga pants and have an ass that exactly measures more then anyone white, then you have seen a yoga butt.

Person 1: hey you see that massive hoe over there?
Person 2:yeah, she got a yoga butt

yoga butt by BBC eater February 15, 2019

yoga mom 

A sassy clueless whore of a mother who lets their children go out and go wherever their BMW'S take them. They are often found at the tanning salon or at the nearest yoga studio. They have over 2,000 friends on Facebook and have no clue where their children are at anytime. Their husbands are always out of town due to "business" or "golf trips". They are against sex but will provide condoms whenever a child is in need of one or ten.

Yoga mom: "hey honey, what are you doing tonight?"
Child: " Oh nothing, can i have $100 for some vodka?"
Yoga Mom: "Oh that okay, just take my 4 bottles of fireball for the night!! Be safe"

Child: "You're such a yoga mom i love you so much"

yoga mom by butty102 July 7, 2016

Yoga Sesh 

(Short for Yoga Session)
When you need to train your glutes and abs by doing some manly yoga. Fun to do after eating nachos and/or cage matching with a bear.

PE Teacher: "Alright guys! We're gonna do 4 sets of Jump Ropes then pop out a sweet Yoga Sesh!"
Class: "This is totally helping us."

Yoga Sesh by Mr Moldybread December 21, 2010

yoga blue balls 

When you leave a yoga class feeling unsatisfied, or unfulfilled.

Yeah that class was ok, but I still have yoga blue balls.

yoga blue balls by YesIamthankyoumaam January 5, 2016