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Wine shit

A shit that is one solid turd acting like a cork followed by diarrhea acting like the wine.
The cork blew on my wine shit
by Noonish July 24, 2018
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Smulled Wine

An alcoholic festive beverage made by one dipping their unwashed penis in a vessel of mulled wine. The production process is notoriously dangerous, and experienced brewers are often incapable of producing a good brew by the end of their careers, due to being chemically castrated by hot wine. Usually comes with a salty taste accompanied with cheesy undertones and a sweaty aroma.
"Oh man I'm so gonna serve up my English teacher a glass of my finest smulled wine"
"Billy had been in the smulled wine business since youth, and as a result as no reproductive organs whatsoever"
by ronedealertake2 January 2, 2012
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wine and dine

To treat someone (typically a lady) to wine and dinner. It's to impress her, not necessarily implying sex is required. It's to try to impress the lady, not to end up with a guaranteed guilt-wrencher to imply a fuck is necessary.
I love to wine and dine my lady, to show her how much I love her.
by Asinine February 23, 2009
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goose wine

Mid-Atlantic slang for a drink of cold water.
1. The only thing that can quench my thirst is goose wine
2. Son, get me some more of that there goose wine.
by Smacky ding September 11, 2006
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dutty wine

A west indian dance where you wine and move your legs like the butterfly and twist your neck on the beat. Mostly danced on the song dutty wine by tony matterhorn
Shantrell and shaquitea wuz killin the dutty wine at the elkz last week
by Kenedah May 24, 2006
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houston wine

a Promethazine and codeine cocktail, popular in the city of Houston, Texas.
"I'm usually high, sipping on the Houston wine" -Lil Wayne
by george the third January 30, 2018
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Wine Therapy

A regular gathering of friends that usually includes drinking wine or other beverages with the higher purpose of debriefing on your day/week or recent exciting events. Often includes snacks or appetizers.
Ugh, I had a crazy day at work and really need Wine Therapy tonight!
by cher.cin September 13, 2009
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