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Wheeling Jesuit

n. A Jesuit institution of intellectual fortitude comprised of some of hottest bitches east of the Mississippi. A refuge for rowdiness that is unparalleled by any other college or institution. Mad congregations at The Alpha. Basically, Wheeling Jesuit University is founded upon the Jesuit tradition of academic excellence and service to others.
Cowboy: Where the fuck am I?
Scared freshman student: You drove through the fence at the back entrance, took out the security cart, and slayed some hot bitch in my top bunk last night. Do you even go to Wheeling Jesuit?
by Wild Jack May 12, 2009
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beef wellington

put on some welly boots, and visit a famous Yorkshire landmark and poo in a Yorkshire pudding to warm up.

Wearing your wellington boots you take along run up and kick your girlfriend/matron/stepmother/wet nurse/midwife etc. very hard in the crotch- attempt a toe poke in colloquial soccer terms- resulting in your welly clad foot being suitably embedded in her lady cake.

Beef Wellington!
During his inauguration, Barack Obama landed a Beef Wellington in Michelle's oval office.
by WedJorton June 4, 2010
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harsh wheeling

Nick: I saw that you are talking to Julia a lot. Whats going on with that?
Matt: Yeah man, im harsh wheeling her. Maybe it will turn into something.
Nick: Right on!
by canuck,eh! August 2, 2011
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Tag Team Beef Wellington

A variation of Beef Wellington. Two teams of two male contestants wrap their flaccid penises in kitchen-grade plastic wrap. The match begins with one contestant from each team standing face to face. Their inactive teammates stand off to the side (ideally behind a set of elastic ropes). The two active contestants take turns slapping the other contestant's plastic wrapped penis with an open hand. The first contestant that gets a full erection loses. However, if one contestant believes that they may be close to getting an erection, they may tag their teammate in to the match by slapping them with their plastic wrapped penis on the outer thigh. The outgoing contestant must leave the match, but is eligible to return once they are completely flaccid again.
"Hey bro! Are you getting an erection? Tag me in! It's Tag Team Beef Wellington!"
by Esor December 19, 2013
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wheeling

The act of kissing or making out with someone who you aren't in a relationship with
Guy 1- Yo are and Kathy dating?

Guy 2- Nah man, we're just wheeling
by TheOneWhoKnocks 4Times February 26, 2017
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wheeling

Look, Wyatt is wheeling with some Monster Wheels!
by PI PHI 2012 :) August 17, 2012
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four-wheeling

the second greatest "sport" according to rednecks (2nd only to muddin) which envolves driving around like a mad person over hills cliffs and other steep things that only trucks and jeeps with four-wheel drive can handle
billy bob-hey man whadidya do over the weeken'
bubba- aww not much i couldn' go muddin so i when four-wheeling
billy bob- nice
by redneckchic February 10, 2006
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