Definitions by WedJorton

beef wellington 

put on some welly boots, and visit a famous Yorkshire landmark and poo in a Yorkshire pudding to warm up.

Wearing your wellington boots you take along run up and kick your girlfriend/matron/stepmother/wet nurse/midwife etc. very hard in the crotch- attempt a toe poke in colloquial soccer terms- resulting in your welly clad foot being suitably embedded in her lady cake.

Beef Wellington!

During his inauguration, Barack Obama landed a Beef Wellington in Michelle's oval office.

beef wellington by WedJorton June 4, 2010

Cauliflower Cheese 

Ejaculating into a rugby player's ears

I tried to Cauliflower Cheese Jonah Lomu...It didn't end well for me

Cauliflower Cheese by WedJorton June 4, 2010