weedend

a weekend full of weed.

"How did your weedend go?"
"Man, it was crazzyy, I'm still recovering"

by ash-smash August 13, 2008

weed merchant

someone who sells or grow cannibis, or some who happens to smoke an awful lot of it

mate my skunks running out gonna have to go round the weed merchants get some fresh gear

by Apoclamite July 11, 2010

weed envy

When your friends are all high and talking to you but you're unable to partake.

"Hey man, I just rolled the fattest doob and now everything is beautiful."
"Man I wish I was high RN"
"Dudebro you've got crazy weed envy"

by Gronkus April 25, 2014

Desk Weed

The small bits of marijuana crumbs found in the small crevices and corners of your desk at home or maybe at work, who knows anymore.

Oh look, I found some Desk Weed!

by Oreodude420 July 6, 2017

contractor grade weed

A very poor grade of marijuana mostly smoked by those in the contracting business (not the contractors but rather their cheap ass employees).

Man that was definitely some shitty contractor grade weed.

by Bubba & Rawhyde December 6, 2006

harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday

Usually when someone is working very hard or when they tell a terrible joke and your being sarcastic that their joke is good

Guy 1- hey bro guess what
Guy 2- what
Guy 1-what is fat and goes bump at night
Guy 2-idk what
Guy 1-Ur mom!
Guy 2- wow that joke slapped harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday

by Big brain today November 12, 2020

DICK WEED or DICKWEED

Ultramaroon; Dumb ass idiot; Corporate fool.

"Thom Beers of Discovery Channel is a fucking dick weed."

by Wee Lil Tigrrr April 19, 2004