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Wagger

Ty is such a wagger
by Waggot May 6, 2025
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Wagger

*somebody sees a furry* "That dirty fucking wagger. I hate waggers.
by WaggerHater01 October 27, 2025
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wig wagger

is when a person on crack is in a hury and looses their wig
look at that wig wagger, about to loose their wig
by ToLigitToQuit May 1, 2010
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Jolly Wagger

"Aww look at this jolly wagger"
"He's always happy to see you!"
by smarterthanthou007 May 16, 2019
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Floppy Waggerdoodle

When a special person decides to be a dick on the day where you can't take it and you just go off. This person exhibits traits of: being a dick, annoyingness, hooking up with your ex a week after breaking up, trying to court you, not using their seat belt in your car, or not remembering the bee song.
Jim: Hey Brad, I like your shirt dude!

Brad: Fuck off Jim, you Floppy Waggerdoodle!
by Jeremiahlover123 September 14, 2019
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Turd Wagger

A person who flaunts their bad behavior with little or no guilt.
Ted always gets away with this, and doesn’t even try to hide it anymore. He’s a real turd wagger.
by SlusheeBiznatch August 23, 2021
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Chode wagger

Someone who flaunts their stubbed off chode like it’s fabulous and everyone wants one.
Cris Collinsworth is an absolute chode wagger.
by Beezer12washingbeard September 8, 2023
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