A Complete Waste

includes all of the following: entries on urban dictionary that make reference to one's own name and how cool they are, posts about a girlfriend or boyfriend and how hot they are, obscure acronyms that are made up, words or phrases that people said once and are only funny to that person, inside jokes, entries intended to be funny but aren't, a word or phrase someone is trying to catch on to mainstream lingo but its just too fucking retarded to remember or care about, posts about countries and tornado classifications. See also Fucktard, asshat, retard, etc.
"enter name here: the coolest person ever!!!"
"sdubkibowf: something to say when you're mad"

I know you all know what I'm talking about
by Vaela February 10, 2005
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slick wasted

1. the act of being piss drunk
2. being hammered for no reason
Monday slick wasted?
by muddysheets365 May 19, 2011
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Lamont wasted

A variation of white boy wasted that is exponentially greater. It involves drinking one less alcoholic beverage than it takes to kill someone. It is characterized by puking anywhere and everywhere, groping people, and being all around out of control.
Hey did you see Mike last night?

Yeah! He was Lamont wasted!
by Krusty2718 December 27, 2011
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day wasted

The act of spending a day drinking alcohol in abundance when others are likely working their jobs during normal business hours.
The bartender finally asked us how we could just take off work and drink for 5 hours. We were getting day wasted.
by daveylownotes May 30, 2011
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Wheelchair Wasted

Being too drunk to move yourself and relying on a wheelchair and your friends to wheel your almost lifeless body back home.
She drank way too much tequila and got wheelchair wasted... it was a rough night for all of us.
by Userguy August 26, 2014
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Wasted away

The feeling of being tired, sad, lonely, worthless, and confused at the same time.
by Sleepysunflower May 30, 2020
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wasted wipe

pulling the trigger mid-shit and wiping before you are really done.
I can’t handle the heartache of another wasted wipe.
by H. Bruce Washington July 07, 2021
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