includes all of the following: entries on urban dictionary that make reference to one's own name and how cool they are, posts about a girlfriend or boyfriend and how hot they are, obscure acronyms that are made up, words or phrases that people said once and are only funny to that person, inside jokes, entries intended to be funny but aren't, a word or phrase someone is trying to catch on to mainstream lingo but its just too fucking retarded to remember or care about, posts about countries and tornado classifications. See also Fucktard, asshat, retard, etc.
"enter name here: the coolest person ever!!!"
"sdubkibowf: something to say when you're mad"
I know you all know what I'm talking about
"sdubkibowf: something to say when you're mad"
I know you all know what I'm talking about
by Vaela February 10, 2005
Get the A Complete Wastemug. by muddysheets365 June 12, 2011
Get the slick wastedmug. by Sleepysunflower May 29, 2020
Get the Wasted awaymug. Being too drunk to move yourself and relying on a wheelchair and your friends to wheel your almost lifeless body back home.
by Userguy August 26, 2014
Get the Wheelchair Wastedmug. A variation of white boy wasted that is exponentially greater. It involves drinking one less alcoholic beverage than it takes to kill someone. It is characterized by puking anywhere and everywhere, groping people, and being all around out of control.
by Krusty2718 December 29, 2011
Get the Lamont wastedmug. by H. Bruce Washington July 7, 2021
Get the wasted wipemug. The act of spending a day drinking alcohol in abundance when others are likely working their jobs during normal business hours.
The bartender finally asked us how we could just take off work and drink for 5 hours. We were getting day wasted.
by daveylownotes October 24, 2011
Get the day wastedmug.