spitting vicar

euphemisim for penis.

Jimmy showed me his "spitting vicar".

by jotthedot April 10, 2008

thai visa forum

A mouthpiece for the Thai government. Anything that is slightly critical of Thailand gets removed. Accounts are banned for the slightest reasons. Basically the entire forums population are just moderators now.

Have you been on the thai visa forum recently? No, I forgot to capitalize the kings name in a post and they banned me.

by Mark Clover November 30, 2020

run a visa

The term "Run a visa" is used when you are purchasing drugs without cash. To be paid back at a later date.

Hey fam! I don't get paid till Friday. Let me run a visa until then.

by Tommy Spoonz Chicago Tommy74 May 29, 2018

throttle the vicar

To whack off with both hands at once, as though furiously and purposefully strangling an authority figure who had it coming.

“Hey Wilmer, I was bingewatching some old school Pamela Anderson before my mom walked in my room.”

“Did she catch you in the act.”

“Yeah I was fixing to throttle the vicar pretty good, he was just about to confess.”

“Sounds like you almost punched your way into heaven, maybe next time your mom will knock.”

by rostropr0nbitch December 18, 2018

Visaya

The third national language of the Philippines after English and Tagalog. This language is speaked in Cebu, Negros Oriental, most northern islands. This language also has a little spanish thrown in.

Some visaya(visayan) words

nemo - yours
ganahan ko - i like
buang - crazy
bayot (not sure about spelling) - gay

by <3Tiffy May 16, 2006

Visa

To swipe your hand through someones ass like you would swipe a visa card.

"I really don't want to turn around and or bend over"
"why not?"
"Rob Schneider will probably visa me"

by Jimmy-jim-jim-bob January 20, 2009

vilarious

Definition: When someone has a vanarial disease and it is funny.

That chick has the gona-cipha-herpa-clap. That is so vilarious.

by Piggy June 6, 2005