A Facebook or other social networking status intended to get attention, where lack of action is cause for guilt. Often posted by facebook sympathy whores, and usually featuring a call to repost it.
Facebook Whore's Guilt Status Update : "Like this status if you care about me. Comment if you're a true friend. Repost if you have the guts to see who yours are."
by That One Fucking Guy August 12, 2012
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and we're back.
back where it all began. c17
general shmear's absence from this classroom has not had any affect on the state of the walls. brown, gloomy, gritty, shitty are just some of the adjectives i may use to describe the condition of the bricks. our very own MX has attempted to cover up shmear's acts with the use of a large poster. but the smell is still present.
the GENERAL has infiltrated another classroom, another teacher, another set of students and yet again another wall. in the last year, the general has recruited several additional members into his shit army and in remembrance of his late father COMMANDER SHMEAR, he has named his son Sameer. This boy has a shit ton of potential. The future for this boy is very very...shit. But lets take a dial back in time, back to how Sameer was conceived. General placed his brown sticky wand of magic into Mx Shmear. But it was too late as Smear realised that the he had taken it too far (approx. 1.5mm). He gasped as he exclaimed "Oh shit!", excreting substance from both ends.
his BRONW eyes stare 'into the future he has sweeping faeces from the sewers of sydney, crying "fuck this shit" as he works.
Thus we have an unfortunate announcement to make.... The time is here. To all that leave their homes, be wary, FEAR THE SHMEAR, GENERAL'S HERE!!!
and we're back.
back where it all began. c17
general shmear's absence from this classroom has not had any affect on the state of the walls. brown, gloomy, gritty, shitty are just some of the adjectives i may use to describe the condition of the bricks. our very own MX has attempted to cover up shmear's acts with the use of a large poster. but the smell is still present.
the GENERAL has infiltrated another classroom, another teacher, another set of students and yet again another wall. in the last year, the general has recruited several additional members into his shit army and in remembrance of his late father COMMANDER SHMEAR, he has named his son Sameer. This boy has a shit ton of potential. The future for this boy is very very...shit. But lets take a dial back in time, back to how Sameer was conceived. General placed his brown sticky wand of magic into Mx Shmear. But it was too late as Smear realised that the he had taken it too far (approx. 1.5mm). He gasped as he exclaimed "Oh shit!", excreting substance from both ends.
his BRONW eyes stare 'into the future he has sweeping faeces from the sewers of sydney, crying "fuck this shit" as he works.
Thus we have an unfortunate announcement to make.... The time is here. To all that leave their homes, be wary, FEAR THE SHMEAR, GENERAL'S HERE!!!
Saranyan: Haven't heard of shmear in a while.
Rishi: Heard he blew up a school bathroom the other day i think its time to make a general smear update.
Saranyan: Good idea.
Rishi: Heard he blew up a school bathroom the other day i think its time to make a general smear update.
Saranyan: Good idea.
by thedailyaussieboy October 29, 2023
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1.Wrath-strong fierce anger through out
2.Sloth-excessive laziness
3.Pride-high sense of one's personal status, selfish
4.Envy-feeling of discontent with others advantages
5.Lust-intense sexual desire
6.Greed-rapid desire towards wealth/possessions
7.Gluttony-compulsive eating, after your full
8.Naive-showing lack of judgement/experience/info.
9.Aggrieve-abusing oneself or others for pleasure/fun
10.Prevaricate-compulsive lieing
11.Vanity-excesive pride in ones apperance
12.Insolence-boldly rude/disrespectful to others
13.Aggravate-annoy/irriate beyond belief for amusement
14.Cozen-cheat/decieve, blame others for your actions
15.Exploit-takes advantages of others and situations
16.Gar-forcing others to do your misdeeds/actions
17.Plagiarise-take credit for someone elses work/ideas
2.Sloth-excessive laziness
3.Pride-high sense of one's personal status, selfish
4.Envy-feeling of discontent with others advantages
5.Lust-intense sexual desire
6.Greed-rapid desire towards wealth/possessions
7.Gluttony-compulsive eating, after your full
8.Naive-showing lack of judgement/experience/info.
9.Aggrieve-abusing oneself or others for pleasure/fun
10.Prevaricate-compulsive lieing
11.Vanity-excesive pride in ones apperance
12.Insolence-boldly rude/disrespectful to others
13.Aggravate-annoy/irriate beyond belief for amusement
14.Cozen-cheat/decieve, blame others for your actions
15.Exploit-takes advantages of others and situations
16.Gar-forcing others to do your misdeeds/actions
17.Plagiarise-take credit for someone elses work/ideas
the 17 Deadly Sins (update) lives in everyone of us, just urging to burst out and to do harm and evil.
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