uber kidnaps

a wonderful uber service that is set out to find whomever you choose.

the uber service will then proceed to kidnap this person and take them to a foreign country where they do not speak the language.

person 1: haha u suck!
person 2: *sends out uber kidnaps*
person 1: is lost in unknown country far far away.

by mili geo bot and you July 9, 2018

uber dave

At first Uber Dave seems like he would occupy a notch on the weirdo scale, To quiet, To bald and has a black fellers name but as you get to know Uber Dave he becomes more as home boi that you can count on! He's honest, sweeter than cherry pie he's often moody but chill will feed u and help u out any way he can he goes to extremes to do all he can for the ppl he considers his friends if u meet him or lucky enough to know a Uber Dave consider yourself extremely fortunate cause if u stand to long and turn around he's gone!

-the jessie & jessy show

Uber Dave is on his way to pick us up fool!
Uber Dave is not weird y'all!
Uber Dave is my home boi, ya better pay up yo!!

by Sara Davis Johnson November 16, 2018

uber to my dick

A song made by TisaKorean

Bitch Uber to my dick (to my dick)

by Youngg dagger dick March 7, 2019

Über Spicy

When your meme is so spicy that it reaches levels of spice unknown to mankind.

“Hey that meme is über spicy!”

by Kurt Angle Theorem May 18, 2019

Uber Eats Mode

The state of constant anticipation of an Uber Eats delivery arriving, even though the food has already come.

"I wish I could just sit down and relax but I still feel like the pizza's almost here..."

"Dude, we finished eating the pizza two hours ago. Sounds like you're stuck in Uber Eats mode."

by puggpu July 10, 2020

ubercool

a 2000s thing. another word for cool or pog, but just weirder.

bob: that is sooo ubercool!
pete: you mean pog, right?
sara: bob is SUCH a 2000s kid.

by deez n-nuts March 17, 2021

Hawaiian Uber

Hawaiian Uber is when a surfer tows another person through the break water. This phrase is coined by professional surfer Tyler Larronde when he tows surf students through the break water using is big toe.

Would you like a Hawaiian Uber or would you like to paddle yourself through the break?

by Cbonesteak July 22, 2019