drain the toad

To take a whiz. To take a leak. To bleed the lizard. To see a man about a horse.

Common at least since early 1950s.

Pull over here, Ma, I gotta drain my toad.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Toad In The Hole

Toad in the hole is an English name for meat, sausage or lamb cutlets baked in batter. It is also an egg sautéed in a hole cut from a piece of bread and a traditional British dish that consists of sausages in Yorkshire pudding mix.

I might cook myself toad in the hole tonight.

by kingmustard May 4, 2005

Twad

Noun: A person (usually male) who is:
Pale
Squishy-looking
Chinless
Usually wears spectacles

Can also refer to a person who acts like the description above.

Adjective: Twadly

That guy looks like the mayor of Twadington he's such a twad.

That Finley is quite a twadly fellow.

by Cheese Williamson June 20, 2007

Toad

(N.) The guardian/assistant of Peach Toadstool, the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. About 2'6", and 50 lbs. He's a member of his race called the "Toads," who are elfish-like people with Mushroom heads ( or maybe they're hats. I dunno. )

His name is kind of like how "Guy" or "Man" is a name to us, even though it's what we are. His age is very indetermined, much like Santa's Elves. He could be anywhere between 8 and 38. On the old TV series in the early 90's, he was at least old enough to drive, but in the new "Anime-Style" video games, he's very young, like around age 6, as his voice is very high-pitched.

Toad belongs to a race named the Toads. He can be played in Super Mario Kart 64.

by G-Union June 6, 2003

Dirty Toadstool

the act of inserting your big toe into ones anus

When Alex wasn't looking i sneaked him a Dirty Toadstool.

When i woke up with Alex's toe in my ass i realized that i have just been Dirty Toadstooled.

by Dave Star March 1, 2003

Toadstool

Something you NEVER see a toad sitting on

Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
Me neither.

by Mystic_Snowfang October 4, 2008

Twade smash

(n)A powerful act of aggression and violence which carries with it no actual need to be violent...to perform the Twade smash implies the person doing the smash to carry out an act of violence with extreme aggression and power.

Yo if you keep fucking with me I gonna give you the Twade smash

by franco24 February 7, 2009