monkey twigging

when you are at the zoo and buy a kebab so you now have a long stick and decide to poke it into the bellybutton of a monkey

rando - idk what to do with my long kebab stick
other rando - why don't you do some monkey twigging

rando - GENIUS!!!

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

twig picker

Someone who is only attracted to skinny people; the opposite of a chubby chaser.

My bitchass twig picker friend can’t comprehend how I can possibly have a crush on a chubby guy.

by chubby chaser rights April 1, 2019

Twig dick

When someone's dick is really thin but still long

Person 1: how was last night
Person 2: didn't go well he got a twig dick

by Brooklyn ihrig May 14, 2017

Pleasure Twigs

(noun) Your fingers when engaged in the act of masturbation.

Sarah's pleasure twigs were on fire when she saw my delicious gums flapping in the breeze.

by dsahraie June 22, 2010

twig

1) v. the act of staying late at school on a semi-voluntary basis. usually results in anorexia, or obesity

2) n. a complete piece of shit

"yo holla, last night i twigged until 3am, i hate my life."

by Twig Bitch January 10, 2005

twig eater

a back-to-nature 1970's hippie type person usually against modern progress.

the protest was led by a twig eater

by B MacDonald August 26, 2007

twig and berries

A slang term for a small penis, along with small testicles, too, in which the twig symbolizes the small penis and the berries symbolize the small testicles.

You will never be able to make babies with your own twig and berries, dude.

by awiz January 20, 2011