Toothpaste

When someone is fake or lies behind your back.

That girl said that you're stupid, but if she tells you any different, she's being so toothpaste.

by Everybody's Favorite Nipple October 11, 2016

mother of toothpaste

int. used in place of "oh my god" or "god damnit"; used by religeous people.

also "sweet mary, mother of toothpaste!"

mother of toothpaste, that hurt!

by Aninymouse October 24, 2003

african toothpaste

When one shits or jizzes on a females teeth, and then, using her finger, brushes her teeth

Courtney: i haven't brushed my teeth in a while

Amy: i did last night with african toothpaste.

Joey: yeah, you should try it sometime!!!

by Katie Mesaros March 26, 2008

the devils toothpaste

When a guy cums in a girl’s mouth. It’s the devil keeping your teeth healthy with the nutritious vitamins found in semen combined with an extra dose of naughty sin.

Guy one: “Dude, did you guys smash?”
Guy two: “Nah, I just gave her some of the devils toothpaste.”

by Theravenclaw November 1, 2017

Purple Toothpaste

noun: a term used for when an individual is so uninhibited from cannabis that he/she mistakes regular toothpaste (usually a light blue) for purple toothpaste

*this can also apply to the sky

adjective: When you see a person so fucked up that you can tell that they are purple toothpasting

Shit, Jennifer is definitely purple toothpaste right now.

by Jreefer October 4, 2008

Toothpaste Salad

The master Swede of the URBAN DICTIONARY!

He deserves a mention for being on the forefront of new-word-o-ology.

Some say his real name is Ewan, but those people know too much.

Toothpaste Salad gave you words like publiquor handstand

by Toothpaste Salad January 22, 2009

toothpaste hangover

Wheere you eat toothpaste (a lot) so you know you are basically drunk

Hey man I am having a toothpaste hangover

by Youarebobcum March 9, 2016