trunk monkey

A small primate usually of the chimpanzee variaty that tends to jump from ones trunk and kick peoples asses.

I recently installed a trunk monkey button in my car to take out my old boss.

by porrasturvat jr. January 1, 2004

Pop The Trunk

Referring to go and get their guns out of the trunk of their car.

"Say sunttin else and i promise on everything i love Ima pop the trunk on ya bitch ass"

____Kevin Hart

by Blah2013 February 25, 2011

trucksperiment

1. An experiment that is expected to fail.

Johnny's trucksperiment with using ice cream as an antifreeze didn't go so well.

by Liam Roy December 29, 2006

trunk jockey

A male midget that is forced, tied if necassary, to sit in your trunk and spin some vinyls while you drive. If your midget refuses to be your trunk jockey, you simply tell him that he IS your trunk jockey and proceed to throw him against a wall. A trunk jockey can only be used in one's hooptie. Be careful, they bite.

Yo, B hop up in my trunk. Make da hooptie bump. To attract your trunk jockey, sing the following song; "Trunk jockey, trunk jockey, spin me a rhyme, make da hooptie bump, and have a nice time, can't you see, trunk jockey, you were meant to sit in my trunk." Always sing this attractive tune to the melody of Fiddler on the Roof's song, "Matchmaker."
- IF this doesn't work, you might get lucky and find a midget that will accept leprachaun gold.

If trained properly, your midget can also be trained into doing the chicken wing with you!

by K-Wreck, OLI LOC, HARRI M April 23, 2007

Trunstin

Originally used after playing several hours of halo, "trunstin" is a derivative of the word "dunstin", which ultimately is defined as "done". Most people in the gaming world use the verb "Pwned"

You could say,
"You just got pwned!"
or simply,
"Trunstin"

by Riley Long April 27, 2008

Trunklefunk

The stank left on a man's genitals when he refuses to wash after anal sex.

Girl - "Do you still smell the burrito I ate yesterday?"

Guy - "That's just the trunklefunk."

by Sonofsamadams August 26, 2014

Trunkified

When you find an old women and you throw her in the back of a trunk with other old women with wiggly poles

You know your an old women when you get Trunkified by Liz, Shea, and Luke

by Shea Maddie Liz Luke April 7, 2020