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old traffordish

The special rules apply in the home games of Man Utd, in favour of them by the referees.

Coined by Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger.
The penalty decision was "Old Traffordish". (by Arsene Wenger)
by mook8 September 24, 2009
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Slovakian Traffic Cone

The Slovakian Traffic Cone (or STC) is a sexual activity involving a large, preferably yellow, traffic cone. The cone doesn’t have to be Slovakian in origin, but it is highly recommended. Their are two people needed, a “giver” and a “mixer.” The steps to perform this act are as follows:

1. The “mixer” lays face down on a bed/the floor and puts their rectum/urethra in the air (both holes work for girls, only the recum works for boys.)

2. The top of the traffic cone has lube put on it and it is then shoved in the hole of choice by the “giver” or some other guy/gal/person.

3. The “giver” proceeds to piss, shit, cum, puke, blow snot, bleed and put earwax into the cone. (Not all of these need to be done but all can be done.) The bleeding is normally done via a cut in the groin area.

4. When all is in the cone, a plunger is used to push the mixture into the hole of choice.

5. The “mixer” then puts the dirtt cone on their head, before sitting on the “givers” chest and taking laxatives.

6. The “mixer” shits the mixture on the “giver.”

That’s the basics of it, but there is also more “specific and specialized” versions. These include the “Dyonisus Special,” the “Horn of Plenty,” the “Massive Maud,” and the “Holy Grail.”
I had some dumb broad give me a Slovakian Traffic Cone.
by Musty Musk Man November 22, 2022
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Truffle Tash

The Duke pulled his cock out of her mouth and she had a Truffle Tash
by it's_not_right May 17, 2015
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Truffle Nut

The art of nutting in a female's ass and then switching to her vagina.
"Yo boy I just gave my bitch a creamy truffle nut" - person A
"Ew man that's fucking weird" - person B
by Broken B5 December 8, 2019
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Truckers truffle

There's a truckers truffle in that service station toilet bowl.
by Popshed September 17, 2016
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Canadian Truffle Butter

When you pour syrup down someone's anal cavity then proceed to motorboat their cheeks
I heard that Savy liked to perform the Canadian Truffle Butter on Audrey.
by Sugar_Sugar_Sugar February 23, 2019
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traffic clot

A single vehicle moving at a slow speed, blocking vehicles from normal travel. Has been know to cause strokes.
I would have been to work on time had it not been for the traffic clot on Main Street.
by scottster July 25, 2006
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