A workstation added to a treadmill so that the worker can exercise while on the job. Designed to encourage fitness and good health while reducing sedentary time.
"The company purchased a few treadmill desks to see how the employees would respond to them. Basically you can stay active burning calories, and workout while at work."
by yes juanito yes September 29, 2014
Get the treadmill desk mug.Trendy Lesbian is a female who, upon joining college/high school/equivalent, becomes friends with other loser feminists who have no time for "ordinary" and/or "normal" people.
The Trendy Lesbian will discuss, with her Trendy Lesbian friends, how uncool it is to be straight, and how edgy it is to be "sexually attracted" to other females, and that is what makes them superior and individual.
When conversing with a straight female, the Trendy Lesbian will openly mock the practice that is a heterosexual relationship, and ask her friends such things as "Would you sleep with a man? I wouldn't sleep with a guy. I just think that it's weird and un-edgy." while the straight female wonders why she even allowed herself to respond to the Trendy Lesbian in the first place.
The Trendy Lesbian has more often than not, never slept with another female, and will stretch to kissing one at a party to keep her reputation as a "lesbian" untouched. The Trendy Lesbian has more often than not, never slept with a male and uses her "homosexuality" as an excuse for being ugly/unloved/oppressed by her parents/ignored at school etc.
Trendy Lesbians travel in packs, and will have an extended Trendy Lesbian network consisting of a large number of other Trendy Lesbians. They will meet up occasionally to moan about how there are no other Lesbians in their area, despite there being a large group of them sat together, who could in theory, just sleep with each other if they were really all that bothered.
The Trendy Lesbian will discuss, with her Trendy Lesbian friends, how uncool it is to be straight, and how edgy it is to be "sexually attracted" to other females, and that is what makes them superior and individual.
When conversing with a straight female, the Trendy Lesbian will openly mock the practice that is a heterosexual relationship, and ask her friends such things as "Would you sleep with a man? I wouldn't sleep with a guy. I just think that it's weird and un-edgy." while the straight female wonders why she even allowed herself to respond to the Trendy Lesbian in the first place.
The Trendy Lesbian has more often than not, never slept with another female, and will stretch to kissing one at a party to keep her reputation as a "lesbian" untouched. The Trendy Lesbian has more often than not, never slept with a male and uses her "homosexuality" as an excuse for being ugly/unloved/oppressed by her parents/ignored at school etc.
Trendy Lesbians travel in packs, and will have an extended Trendy Lesbian network consisting of a large number of other Trendy Lesbians. They will meet up occasionally to moan about how there are no other Lesbians in their area, despite there being a large group of them sat together, who could in theory, just sleep with each other if they were really all that bothered.
Girl 1: College is a new place full of exciting people. I need to be popular. I'm suddenly a lesbian because it's cool and original, and nobody else will understand me.
Girl 2: I'm in your shadow. I'm a lesbian too, because you said it's cool. Does that mean we should sleep together now?
Girl 1: Definitely not. We'll drunkenly kiss at that party tonight in front of everyone, and then maybe pretend we touched each other's breasts a little bit.
Girl 3: You're lesbians? I'm one too now.
Girl 1: That's so edgy of you. Let's go mock straight people for being conformists.
Straight Person 1: Look at those Trendy Lesbians over there.
Straight Person 2: I want to punch them for being shit.
Girl 2: I'm in your shadow. I'm a lesbian too, because you said it's cool. Does that mean we should sleep together now?
Girl 1: Definitely not. We'll drunkenly kiss at that party tonight in front of everyone, and then maybe pretend we touched each other's breasts a little bit.
Girl 3: You're lesbians? I'm one too now.
Girl 1: That's so edgy of you. Let's go mock straight people for being conformists.
Straight Person 1: Look at those Trendy Lesbians over there.
Straight Person 2: I want to punch them for being shit.
by jagsnig July 22, 2010
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(1) referring to a woman's vagina after she has been working out or engaging in any kind of activity that may cause perspiration
(2) a sweaty vagina
(2) a sweaty vagina
example (1)
girlfriend: i just ran 5 miles and i still have so much energy. what do you say we burn some more calories in the bedroom? wink, wink.
boyfriend: how bout you clean up that treadmill vag and maybe i'll consider it.
example (2)
guy 1: dude, i tried to go down on my girl last night after the club and her pussy smelled like week old sushi.
guy 2: haha. you were experiencing treadmill vag bro.
girlfriend: i just ran 5 miles and i still have so much energy. what do you say we burn some more calories in the bedroom? wink, wink.
boyfriend: how bout you clean up that treadmill vag and maybe i'll consider it.
example (2)
guy 1: dude, i tried to go down on my girl last night after the club and her pussy smelled like week old sushi.
guy 2: haha. you were experiencing treadmill vag bro.
by CrookedSamaritan March 20, 2008
Get the treadmill vag mug.Me: Last night Virginia let me ride on her treadless tires. I couldn't even get enough traction to blow my load.
Friend: No way bro! That sucks!
Friend: No way bro! That sucks!
by Tiggles69 July 23, 2014
Get the treadless tires mug.(n.) That treadneck actually got used tires from a race and planted them in his yard.
(v.) I'm treadneckin' this weekend! Yee Haw!
(v.) I'm treadneckin' this weekend! Yee Haw!
by Nathan Christian August 26, 2007
Get the Treadneck mug.around mid-November to early March, when it becomes too cold to continue to run outside and you are forced to move your runs inside to a treadmill.
Oscar, the buff guy who works at the gym: Haven't seen you in a long time, mate.
Dakota: Came to hit the treadmill. It's treadmill season.
Oscar: Cheers!
Dakota: Came to hit the treadmill. It's treadmill season.
Oscar: Cheers!
by WaffleParty November 20, 2010
Get the treadmill season mug.adj. Used to comment on the physical appearance of someone who is (or is suspected of) smoking pure methamphetamine (also known as P).
by Andreas from NZ July 2, 2007
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