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Teaneck is a town in northern New Jersey, and is a few miles away from New York City. The town is split into 5 sections by an invisible border. There's the Mexican side of town, the redneck side of town, the Black section, the average income black/white section, The Jewish section, and the really really Jewish section. Despite its diversity the town is run entirely by Jews, and school will always be closed on Jewish holidays.
"Israel is nothing like I pictured it to be.."

"Dude, this isn't Isreal, it's Teaneck."
Teaneck by Samuel Yankowitz May 13, 2005

BreadNeck 

The term used to define a person of wealth who continually indulges in items more associated with blue collar workers. Usually pertains to those of new found wealth who are finally able to satiate their inner, low-class fantasies.

Items may include monster pick-up trucks, tricked out snow-blowers, mobile homes, etc.
Dude, that new VP is such a breadneck. Did you see that pimped out, jacked-up pick-up truck in the parking lot?
BreadNeck by bdude14 January 8, 2008

Dreadneck 

A Dreadneck is NOT a Wigger nor are they hateful. Dreadnecks are similar to Deadnecks (Greatful Dead following Rednecks) except that they're more like Rastas. They smoke herb, and are nice towards all people, One Love. They're Southern Country boys who live by the Golden Rule and are turned Hippie. Their girlfriend is probably a vegetarian but they live for deer season and can hit a 8-point buck from 50-yards.
Aw man, I bet that bluegrass festival was full of white trash and rednecks.

Actually it was great, I took a bunch of mushrooms with a couple dreadnecks and we stayed up all night drinking High Life, square dancing, and skinny dipping, then homeboy busted out his Guitar and played Take It Easy on the back of his F350
Dreadneck by VWWV March 23, 2011

TreadFucked 

When you go to the gym to run on the treadmill and every single one is taken.
person 1: "UGHH there are no treadmills left."
person 2: "HAHA. you just got TREADfucked."
TreadFucked by ArielElaineB January 20, 2009
does not mean a dick stupid fucker. Teaneck is a town 15 mins from the NYC. It is the 2nd exit off of rt 80 and basically where the NJ Turnpike begins. Teaneck is split into many sections, where even the HS has the "spanish" doors, the "black doors", etc. And no matter what, there is no such thing as raciscm against white ppl. Its ALWAYS against black ppl...even tho 72% of the HS is black...make sense??..Yeah reverse discrimination is a big thing. Always the 1st town to voluntarily intergrate during the segragation period. Boring, yet a very nice town to enjoy menorah and dreidel shopping, and enjoy very fine kosher meals. Also, don't expect anything to be open on SATURDAY OR Sunday because the Jewish laws(lol) close everything on Saturday and the Blue Law closes everything on Sunday...But all in all...ppl still stick around cuz no1 every leaves...
Yo, lets go to the 'neck(teaneck) and enjoy some fine latkas and kosher soda!! werdddd...
Teaneck by werrddd December 28, 2005

Teaneckian 

A hicksville-man, additional traits comprised of being an A-hole and a self-righteous jack*ss
That Teaneckian doesn't care much about anybody else's misfortune, and cannot ride a subway for the life of him.
Teaneckian by Jack Noir June 2, 2009
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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