trailing

To fall behind; someone who is mentally slow trails a lot... someone who says something dumb or irrelevant is trailing. Trailing can also be used anywhere where you would use the words crazy, tripping, or trippin'. Trail can be used anywhere where you would use the word trife.

Trailing can also be written or said as trailin'.

Adam: I like cows.
Tim: Dude, you must be TRAILIN' (trailing)!

Lisa: That new pair of shoes is totally trail!

by Klienmahn December 4, 2007

Trawling

A strategy used on the Plenty Of Fish online dating website where the user creates a generic message, copies and pastes it to as many people as possible in order to get as many replies as possible. Similar to ocean trawling in that it is used to get a large quantity and have the quality sorted out later.

I was trawling on POF last night and now I have 6 dates this weekend!

by Brooksi January 24, 2014

Threading the Needle

When you sleep in your boxers and in the middle of the night your woodie works its way through the little hole in your chonies.

Andrew: Man I was really threading the needle last night when I woke up to this weird dream about the Cowboys.
Jessie: Damn, my rod got stuck and my undies gave my pee hole a wedgie. Woke me up out of a great sleep.

Andrew: I thought I heard you wailing "oh no!" last night.

by JaySteeze January 2, 2015

terdling

a baby-sized poo pellet.

Babe, you left a terdling in the toilet after you flushed!

by bbearfever April 30, 2011

trending up

Trending up is when the subject referred to is increasing in popularity and internet searches.

Meyer lemons are trending up, thanks to Martha Stewart.

by quesondriac February 2, 2014

Trading Butter

Using your middle finger to churn somebody's butthole and then immediately churning your own butthole with that same finger

"Where did they run off to?"
"Oh, they're probably trading butter in the attic again. "

by ButterTrader January 19, 2019

Dark Trading

Trading that involves misbehavior or items that would be frowned upon in society. It can also be used if it involves common objects that are just being used for the wrong, or dark, purpose.

I'm giving him ten dollars for a cigar, its some serious dark trading.

by TacticalKittens May 20, 2008