Leaf Tornado

Leaf Tornado is what you say when someone’s hella annoying meaning that you are adding them to your leaf tornado list. (A tornado from all the leaves on the floor aimed at someone because that is how much they annoy you)

Reema: Daisy mae is such a bitch

Amaya: I know, leaf tornado smh.

by nowayamaya December 2, 2018

projectile asshole tornado

When a fart emerges with such power and velocity that it can destroy and level all man-made structures within a wide radius.

His recent projectile asshole tornado was mistaken for an actual weather event by the National Weather Service when it virtually devastated an entire small midwestern town.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

tornadic

when your titties start bouncing so hard in a tornado circular motion you are jet propeled off of the ground, often landing in unfamiliar areas.

Jenny was running so fast her tits became tornadic and she landed inside of the circle k.

by stinkyhefty May 10, 2011

tornado straight

(adj.) Refers to a potentially homosexual act that is in fact not gay, because it is performed out of hatred and agression towards gays; the fulfillment of the action comes from domination, power, hatred or simple biggotry, rather than sexual satisfaction.

Though Alberto made Julio suck him off, the act was not gay, for Alberto hates gays, and skull fucked Julio until his eyes teared. Alberto's act was tornado straight

by Dustyn Williams February 28, 2005

Mayonnaise Tornado

Jizzing into a tornado while standing safely in the eye.

Baxter found himself trapped in the eye of a tornado. With time running out and no other options, he decided to transform the regular tornado into a Mayonnaise Tornado by ejaculating into it. He forever changed the way that people look at tornadoes. Especially horny dudes.

by G.T. Collins May 17, 2009

Fuck Tornado

Noun: When shitty things keep happening, or when one continually thinks of negative things, they may be overcome by the fuck tornado. Fuck tornado describes the verbal exchange of the victim. "Fuck" is said with increasing frequency and intensity, similar to the whirling of a tornado.

Chad: Fuck... Fuck.. Fuck. Fuck! Fuck!! FUCK!!!
Brad: Hey man, get out of that fuck tornado before you pop a fuckin' gasket.
Chad: FAAACK!!

by hgf921 August 19, 2007

Anal Tornado

A sexual act, during which one member rubs ice cream on and around the butthole of their sexual partner. They then proceed to lick it off and rim their asshole. Through this action the cold front of the ice cream and warm front associated with the probing tongue of the active partner coincide in a destructive tornado of pleasure and lust.

WHEN USED IN CONVERSATION:

Billy: "Did you hear Chris got an ANAL TORNADO last night from that sketchy old dude?"

Raul: "Oo baby, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

Michael: "Rolling in the deep"

WHEN USED FORMALLY:

The five day forecast predicts a one hundred percent chance of ANAL TORNADO on Friday night.

by The Alist July 1, 2011