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Tooting Handshake

A friendly greeting, given by motorists to passers by. It is given in the form of dangling a flaccid penis from a car window, and swerving close to a pedestian so that it slaps them in the face.

Popularised in the Tooting area of London, it is now something of a local tradition.

Best carried out while the car is moving, in case a quick getaway is needed.
"That jogger looks like she needs some encouragement, wind down the window and I'll give her a Tooting Handshake as we go past"
by adamandfiona January 24, 2010
mugGet the Tooting Handshakemug.

toot toot dat ass

To violently shake one's ass to the point of either defacation or flatulence, popular amongst young hip urban dwellers.
Girl, break me off a lil sumthin and go awhead and toot toot dat ass for a brutha fo rizzle.
by Ass Tooter April 29, 2003
mugGet the toot toot dat assmug.

Toot it and boot it

Have a sexual encounter then kicking the person out once you're done.
I met her in the club, then I said wassup
I took her to the crib, and you know I fucked
yea toot it and boot it, toot it and boot it.........
by i_da_secksy_guy September 7, 2010
mugGet the Toot it and boot itmug.

Raggly toot

Sean just rolled himself a baggy ass Raggly toot.
by T raggle January 18, 2015
mugGet the Raggly tootmug.

Skin Toot

1) The act of showing appreciation for an attractive female walking around showing skin by one quick "toot" of a car horn.

2) In colder climates, the lack of clothes can be overlooked and the same appreciation still given for attractiveness.

3) In particularily fine examples, a quick double "toot" is acceptable and should be considered an advanced maneuver.
"That girl was fine, so I gave her a skin toot"
by Batman81 August 26, 2012
mugGet the Skin Tootmug.

Toot alert

When u farted and want to inform people that u farted.
Jake: “Farts
Jake: Toot alert
Me: Thank god I can’t smell your fart
by Abu-hmaid October 20, 2021
mugGet the Toot alertmug.

bush toot

When you have a bush and it smells like toot. Bush toot.
She walked by and I asked if she tooted, she said no. She had bush toot.
by Gandolfnigga January 28, 2017
mugGet the bush tootmug.

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