Tooting Handshake

A friendly greeting, given by motorists to passers by. It is given in the form of dangling a flaccid penis from a car window, and swerving close to a pedestian so that it slaps them in the face.

Popularised in the Tooting area of London, it is now something of a local tradition.

Best carried out while the car is moving, in case a quick getaway is needed.
"That jogger looks like she needs some encouragement, wind down the window and I'll give her a Tooting Handshake as we go past"
by adamandfiona January 24, 2010
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toot toot dat ass

To violently shake one's ass to the point of either defacation or flatulence, popular amongst young hip urban dwellers.
Girl, break me off a lil sumthin and go awhead and toot toot dat ass for a brutha fo rizzle.
by Ass Tooter April 29, 2003
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Toot it and boot it

Have a sexual encounter then kicking the person out once you're done.
I met her in the club, then I said wassup
I took her to the crib, and you know I fucked
yea toot it and boot it, toot it and boot it.........
by i_da_secksy_guy September 07, 2010
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Raggly toot

Sean just rolled himself a baggy ass Raggly toot.
by T raggle January 18, 2015
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Skin Toot

1) The act of showing appreciation for an attractive female walking around showing skin by one quick "toot" of a car horn.

2) In colder climates, the lack of clothes can be overlooked and the same appreciation still given for attractiveness.

3) In particularily fine examples, a quick double "toot" is acceptable and should be considered an advanced maneuver.
"That girl was fine, so I gave her a skin toot"
by Batman81 April 03, 2012
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Toot Rub

Passing the head of the penis back and forth over the anus. Slowly. Tenderly.
If you want to find an example of a Toot Rub, first find a girl with a prolapsed rectum. Let your heart guide you from there.
by Matt R ' January 12, 2013
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bush toot

When you have a bush and it smells like toot. Bush toot.
She walked by and I asked if she tooted, she said no. She had bush toot.
by Gandolfnigga January 28, 2017
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