the moon is small tonight

What to say when you're hitting on someone casually.

Peter: "The moon is small tonight." *leans in for kiss*

by Catherine E. :D April 14, 2008

the lion sleeps tonight

national anthem of non pg kids

the lion sleeps tonight...
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh a wim bom bom ba wei

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh my hand up your....

by blobbfish February 26, 2019

This guy is smoking balls tonight

Looking awesome

Used by Brain Ly "This guy is smoking balls tonight" on the Pick-up Artist 2 to describe Mystery

by Dchipy March 13, 2009

Tonin'

Slang word used in Northern Virginia to refer to the sleeping aid hormone melatonin... sometimes sold as fake "roofies".

Guy 1: Man I tried to knock that prude ass girl out with some roofies, but they ended up bein' some lousy ass tonin'!

Guy 2: Aww what a shame bro.

by Neeems January 1, 2010

suck my penis tonight?

When you are feeling really horny, and you want your dick sucked, but... you want it sucked TONIGHT

Daddy - Please sugar momma suck my penis
Sugar Momma - Sorry i dont speak english. Yes i can suck your penis
Daddy - NO SUCK IT TONIGHT. PLEASE SUCK MY PENIS TONIGHT?
Sugar Momma - *Gets ready for some action* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH YES I WILL SUCK YOUR PENIS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daddy - *Unleashes ultimate power*
Sugar Momma - *Sucks hard*

by OFFICIALnigger September 30, 2020

thnikkaman

Nobody can resist the thnikkaman!

So, I'll just put these pants on... Oh my gosh! It's the Thnikkaman!

by loro February 9, 2004

Tonia

Very beautiful girl and very caring. She will always be by your side no matter what. She gets angry easily but is the best friend anyone could have. Always there to cheer you up. Maybe she doses show it but she loves you and cares about you a lot.

Tonia is the best friend anyone could have

by Emma1029 November 12, 2020