Person who wears oversized clothes, is fascinated by shiny things, and is in desperate need of a father figure. Weirdly obsessed with cartoon characters.
by babypiratesnapchat2 March 24, 2023
Get the toddlermug. The toddler is to scared to pull the trigger to go day drinking.
Think I might as well break down my age barrier for dating and give a toddler a try because my & and older have issues.
Think I might as well break down my age barrier for dating and give a toddler a try because my & and older have issues.
by THERULEY73 April 20, 2025
Get the Toddlermug. these toddlers are really scary especially when they sense weakness in you. Trust me, they are not as innocent as they look like.
by Nathan177 August 27, 2022
Get the Toddlermug. by gingerinstripes July 23, 2022
Get the Toddleritismug. The act of someone getting food on their face ( commonly around the mouth area), much like a toddler.
by snoutwash69 December 21, 2014
Get the Toddler facemug. A chaotic, strangely endearing meal that looks like it was curated by a tiny drunk person with no concept of food groups. Typically includes 3–7 unrelated items such as four Goldfish crackers, half a string cheese, two grapes (one already bitten), a cold hot dog, a pancake with no syrup, and something suspiciously wet. Bonus points if it’s served on a plastic plate shaped like a dinosaur or unicorn.
“I forgot to pack lunch so I just raided the fridge and now I’m eating a full toddler lunch at my desk like a gremlin.”
by Biofuel-Et April 22, 2025
Get the Toddler Lunchmug. by ladyfishy July 18, 2011
Get the tonsil toddlermug.