Person who wears oversized clothes, is fascinated by shiny things, and is in desperate need of a father figure. Weirdly obsessed with cartoon characters.
by babypiratesnapchat2 March 24, 2023
Get the toddler mug.When the male genitalia is so girthy and long that when you walk by a toddler it knocks them off their feet.
by Toddler knocker 69 July 13, 2018
Get the Toddler knocker mug.The unit of measurement used to establish if there are enough beans provided at an all you can eat / unlimited breakfast. There should be enough beans to drown a toddler.
The Measuring toddler can also be used to measure other liquids, such as tea.
The Measuring toddler can also be used to measure other liquids, such as tea.
Do you think the kitchen has been a bit Jewish with the beans? Let me fetch the measuring toddler and we will find out.
by Supertato May 6, 2018
Get the Measuring Toddler mug.A chaotic, strangely endearing meal that looks like it was curated by a tiny drunk person with no concept of food groups. Typically includes 3–7 unrelated items such as four Goldfish crackers, half a string cheese, two grapes (one already bitten), a cold hot dog, a pancake with no syrup, and something suspiciously wet. Bonus points if it’s served on a plastic plate shaped like a dinosaur or unicorn.
“I forgot to pack lunch so I just raided the fridge and now I’m eating a full toddler lunch at my desk like a gremlin.”
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A person with no sexual experience;
Virgin;
People have to teach them how to appreciate another's body.
They are usually slow learners
Virgin;
People have to teach them how to appreciate another's body.
They are usually slow learners
by Dimdimdash December 5, 2022
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