twiddle stick

Someone who strongly dislikes the tilde.

TJ: Oh hey~
Mel: Hey, what's up?
TJ: Oh nothing, you know. Just hanging~
Ash: omg, stop using the damn ~ after every sentence.
Mel: What's up with her?
TJ: Oh nothing, she's just a twiddle stick.

by anongdawg May 22, 2008

tiddle taddle

when you have sex wit a pregnant lady and you fuck her fetus

"You tiddle taddled that lady"

by John Wagner November 20, 2003

twiddle

to spin back and forth

for example; when you want someone to make a star with their feet, ask them to twiddle for you

by hugs4ivvy March 14, 2009

twiddler

The tip of a wooden toothpick held tightly in one's hand. Usually spun around while waving at one's toys.

I made a new twiddler after I got some new Star Wars toys.

by pudley joe October 9, 2006

Twiddler

A person who uses Twitter to tell riddles and jokes.

1) "Hey, did you notice how Charlie and Sam always tweet riddles?"
"Dude, I know, they're Twiddlers!"

2) "Batman & Robin, twiddle me this." The Twiddler

by English Bulldog Mom October 25, 2011

Twiddle

The act of getting laid by a random or not well-known female the previous night.

You get any twiddle last night?

by brody jenner August 5, 2008

twiddlediddledidoodiddling

The process of going trough all the numerous insignificant boring annoying repetitive small preliminary tasks before you are set up to do a real meaningful interesting useful intended task.

twiddlediddledidoodiddling = fining a plug for your laptop, finding a free table, unpacking your laptop, setting up, booting up, logging on, trying to find what's wrong with the network, configuring your software, doing your system update, checking your email or facebook, moving to another table because there is a weirdo sitting beside you, renewing your library books online, checking your voicemail, ... packing your laptop, ...

by kephalopod August 11, 2010