titpus

the pus that comes out of a cows tittys and it is in the milk you drink ;)

cows have titpus in there tittys

by TITPUS April 21, 2018

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titfuckmothersuck

expression for those who have sick minds or just have tourettes.

bobby:titfuckmothersuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
harold:whoa dude what?
bobby:sorry that was my tourettes.

by sphincters are cool July 14, 2010

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titular

Adjective form of "title."

A young Keanu Reeves made his stage debut starring as Oliver!'s titular character.

The above is no fact. It is merely written out for example's sake.

by Henry Gibson November 3, 2005

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The thing nobody wants to be;
a tit-hole is literally a word to describe the douchebags and players at your school. There is a guide to tell how big of a tithole one is, each category gets a certain number of points, and the more points you have the more of a tithole you are. Maximum number of points is 100.
Categories:
- Tool (5 points)
- Douchebag (10 points)
- Manwhore (15 points)
- Jock/Prep (10 points)
- Dipshit (10 points)
- Fuckhead (20 points)
- Creeper (5 points)
- Sex Addict (15 points)
- Pimp (10 points)
- Justin Beiber (4026 points)

So check off all the categories that fit the person being evaluated, add up the points, and you have your Tithole score.

Matt Lutz is a tithole, he fits every category of the tithole classification guide.

by I'mgonnapunchyouintheballsML March 27, 2010

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Titusville

A quaint town on the spacecoast of Florida. Titusville is known for the space program (NASA), housing 6 Mcdonalds, The Walmart Supercenter, and the ever smelly Indian River Lagoon. Seriously that thing smells like stank pussy! Titusville has nothing to offer for children so Teenagers please stop having sex. If you are an adolescent in Titusville there really isnt much to do besides bowling, so one might enjoy smoking marijuana, selling Cocaine, getting "turnt", or having sex with any of the teachers from Titusville High or Brevard Community College. The population of Titusville, or "Tight-ass-ville" as the locals call it, is very diverse. Cliques range from African Americans who take part in drug dealing and gang related activities, to Rednecks who simply spend most there lifes on the river with a cold one in one hand and a fishing pole in the other. They would being fingering puss if they had a third! Overall Titusville doesn't have much to offer, but hey, atleast its not Mims!

*drives past river*
"Hey Is that pussy?"
"No, thats just Titusville"

Guy: "Wanna go to Titusville this weekend?"
Girl: "What is there to do?"
Guy: "Well, we can go to Walmart, or fuck?"

Girl: "Lets go to Walmart"

by Jake Lovita December 12, 2015

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