1 definition by Jake Lovita
A quaint town on the spacecoast of Florida. Titusville is known for the space program (NASA), housing 6 Mcdonalds, The Walmart Supercenter, and the ever smelly Indian River Lagoon. Seriously that thing smells like stank pussy! Titusville has nothing to offer for children so Teenagers please stop having sex. If you are an adolescent in Titusville there really isnt much to do besides bowling, so one might enjoy smoking marijuana, selling Cocaine, getting "turnt", or having sex with any of the teachers from Titusville High or Brevard Community College. The population of Titusville, or "Tight-ass-ville" as the locals call it, is very diverse. Cliques range from African Americans who take part in drug dealing and gang related activities, to Rednecks who simply spend most there lifes on the river with a cold one in one hand and a fishing pole in the other. They would being fingering puss if they had a third! Overall Titusville doesn't have much to offer, but hey, atleast its not Mims!
*drives past river*
"Hey Is that pussy?"
"No, thats just Titusville"
Guy: "Wanna go to Titusville this weekend?"
Girl: "What is there to do?"
Guy: "Well, we can go to Walmart, or fuck?"
Girl: "Lets go to Walmart"
"Hey Is that pussy?"
"No, thats just Titusville"
Guy: "Wanna go to Titusville this weekend?"
Girl: "What is there to do?"
Guy: "Well, we can go to Walmart, or fuck?"
Girl: "Lets go to Walmart"
by Jake Lovita October 20, 2015