Tired Charade 

The act put up when one doesn't get enough sleep or wants others to think that they didn't get enough sleep, often used in early mornings at the office or in school.

jack: yo I'm so tired.
John: oh my god, i didn't fall asleep till 4am
Anotonio: stop with the tired charade i've heard this every morning for the past month

Tired Charade by BenUlan September 29, 2009

Tired as a cactus

A cross between "I'm tired as a cunt" and "I'm cactus" Originated in South Australia

Bloke 1: G'day cobber, how was work mate?

Bloke 2: It was bloody shithouse. I'm tired as a cactus

Tired as a cactus by josh1991 November 27, 2006

Tired as a teddy bear 

The state of when your eyes are just about closed and your ready for bed. A term created by Chris Greenall

'you arite?',

'nah im off bed soon, tired as a teddy bear'.

Tired as a teddy bear by cg12321 June 29, 2010

tired headache 

When you stay out late the night before you have to wake up early to go to work. Half way through your work day you get a headache due to lack of sleep. You're also worthless at work because are just too tired to focus.

Example:
Co-worker1: Hey, what's up with Lorie today?
Co-worker2: She looks like she has another one of those, "tired headaches".

tired headache by Latina_LC July 21, 2009

Tired af 

Tired 'As Fuck'.

He wanted me to go to the store with him, but I was tired AF.
He wanted a quick blowjob, but I was tired AF

Tired af by 123whopding August 22, 2016

tired little shit 

Some one who is lazy or unmotivated to complete a task.

Originates from a Welshman who worked on quarry equipment in Coalville.

Neil won't do his work. " Neil you tired little shit get on with it!"

tired little shit by Fountain of wisdom August 15, 2014

Tired drunk

When you’re out of it from being tired and act like your drunk or high

Woah dude, I’m feelin a bit tired drunk

Tired drunk by EMSP420 June 13, 2019