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The Times

Not to be mistaken with The time, a band accompanied by Prince and one of director Kevin Smith's characters Jay and Silent Bob favorite bands.

The Times is used described as how life is going. It can be used to describe your life or how the world is doing.
Come gather round people
Wherever you roam
And admit that the waters
Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
Youll be drenched to the bone.
If your time to you
Is worth savin
Then you better start swimmin
Or youll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin
(~ Bob Dylan, The Times They are a-changing)
by Aguyok? August 4, 2009
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dark times

Synonymous with bad times. Heard during the first Harry Potter movie
Oooo those were dark times when we took Economics a few quarters ago. Dark, dark times
by Anonymous November 18, 2001
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dark times

The hours after sunset and before dawn. Speficically, those hours when you're awake and don't want to be.
I've got to get up for my show at 4am this Saturday. Dark times!
by The Grammar Nazi November 20, 2001
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high times

1. Popular Weed Magazine

2. "High Times" is a funny name to call someone who is really high and does some dumb shit.
Ex: "Nice move High Times"

OR

a funny name to call someone who looks really baked. Ex:"Whats up High Times?"
by blackshirts420 March 6, 2010
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One of the greatest insults of all time. Originally said by Johnathan Andrew Wicker, Junior on June, 18, 2019
Johnathan said this to Edan, "Okay, goodbye, Edan. I just wanted to let you know that I enjoyed the good times we've had. However, I truly hate you--like, I absolutely hate your fucking guts," Edan killed himself shortly after
by the milk man667 June 12, 2019
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TV Tropes Timesink

An area of the internet where time stops, coincidentally overlapping with the site TV Tropes.

Similar to a wikicoma.
Somebody mentioned this thing called "phlebotinum;" next thing I knew, I was digging myself out of the TV Tropes timesink six hours later.
by yodudebroheim January 6, 2010
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your-age-minus-seven-times-two

Derived from the half-your-age-plus-seven rule. Used to define the oldest that a romantic interest can be before the relationship is considered indecent. This rule is considered more accurate than the your-age-plus-half-your-age-minus-seven rule, which in some cases conflicts with the half-your-age-plus-seven rule.
Jackie and Dan were mutually attracted, but Jackie waited until she turned 21 to make a move on the 28-year-old Dan, thereby making it acceptable under the your-age-minus-seven-times-two rule.
by DoesNotExist October 26, 2009
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