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fit to be tied

My teacher was fit to be tied when my classmate said She didn't know the answer.
by The Return of Light Joker October 29, 2008
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bright-eyed and bushy-tailed

very eager and energetic
The freshly recruited programmer was bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
by The Return of Light Joker March 7, 2012
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Tired as Fuck

Not being able to think of anything but sleeping, but it is to early to go to bed
After that big hike today im am Tired as Fuck, but its only 6pm.
by BearJew 69 February 22, 2012
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Tired of Being Tired (TOBT)

T.O.B.T is an abbreviation from the words “tired of being tired.” It is a phrase that can be used to describe one's feelings or to be used formally in cases of action. It is also a motivational statement for those who are sick and tired of the same old routine in their lives.
Once I stop being tired of being tired (TOBT), I can really start to figure out my own wants and needs.
by T.Nicholas January 15, 2016
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tied up blowjob

When a girl gives you a blowjob while you’re tied up.

She led me to her bedroom and told me to strip down to my briefs. After I did so, she opened her drawer and pulled out a silk, red scarf. She walked behind me and told me to put my hands behind my back. She then tied my wrists together, leaving my arms immobilized.

She walked in front of me, slid her hands along my abs, and leaned in to kiss me. We made out with each other ferociously. I wanted to wrap my arms around her, but unfortunately her scarf knot prevented me from doing so.

She pulled away from me and hooked the inside of my briefs with her fingers, pulling them down to my ankles and causing my fully erect cock to spring out. She got on her knees and took my throbbing erection into her mouth.

I moaned from the pleasure as she ran one hand along my inner thigh while using her other hand to grab the base of my shaft and hold my cock in place as she slid her mouth forward and back alongside it. I could feel her swirling her tongue alongside it, too. I wasn’t going to last much longer. I could feel the pressure of an orgasm building, ready to rush and burst though my balls and cock. My tied-up hands were twitching and shaking behind my back as I only wished I could move them.
She then used one hand to fondle and lightly squeeze my balls while still blowing me. Right before I was about to cum, she took my cock out of her mouth, continued stroking it at full speed, and pointed it towards her face as she looked up at me, smiling.

My jaw dropped. She had sent me over the edge. I felt tons of pressure building up inside of my balls and cock, it felt like they were going to explode. I cried out in pleasure as a huge shot of semen exploded out of my cock and sprayed all over her beautiful, smiling face. She continued pumping me at full speed for another 30 seconds as I unloaded countless shots of cum onto her face.

Finally, the orgasm subsided. I collapsed onto my knees as she had left me too weak from the pleasure to stand up anymore. She stood up and looked down at me, still smiling and still with my cum trickling down her beautiful face. She was obviously pleased with the results of the tied up blowjob, and so was I.

“You’ve made a huge mess,” she said. “I’m going to take a shower, now. I hope you can figure out a way to untie yourself.” And just like that, she walked out the bedroom door and left me there.
by GirlsTyingUpGuys November 4, 2022
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the rising tied

an awesome hip-hop album by fort minor, the moniker of mike shinoda. instead of rapping about cash, hoes and getting crunk, he raps about decent topics and has very well written lyrics. the definition of the album title, "the rising tied" is that they are a rising group of tied people. the album features collaborations with underground rap group, Styles Of Beyond, and singers such as John Legend and Holly Brook.
mike shinoda wrote every song, played every instrument (except the violins and cellos), and produced and mixed the rising tied.
by Alpha Badrem August 29, 2008
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grouting tile

When a female has a six pack, and your cum on her chest. The cum then fills into the ab lines achieving a grouting affect.
I was banging this chick from cross-fit and I ended up grouting tile because I didn't want a baby with a chick who has a six pack, because girls with six packs are gross.
by Csweenes November 19, 2014
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