thegooster!

a pale white dude with adhd and more than 5 braincells thats nutty at every game

He's already calculated 12 ways to beat you cuz hes thegooster!

by doobygooster October 24, 2025

@fuck.thegovernment

A random tiktok user with really random posts. Fucking funny but also amazing at cheering people up.✨ AWOOGA ✨ at its finest

Me: "Oh look! It's my online bestie! @fuck.thegovernment."
Someone: "You shouldn't make friends online you loser."

by Not @Yamaguchi_animated 💃 April 16, 2021

moighty thyroid17

when you have a this is, you know how when it happens there’s this not nine and forty for an element of supervision. also known as Johnis, bugoshis, and anything in between. Loves cestpools and arteries.

this fortitude has a lot of moighty thyroid17, don’t you think?

by cestpool November 23, 2021

A toygon

A skilled person at what they do / are.

He's too good at cooking he's a toygon.

I wish I was a toygon at racing

by Koolguy 87 June 29, 2022

u/TheGohGirl

A user on the Total Drama subreddit who is infamous for posting cursed images featuring characters such as Noah and Eva from the Total Drama franchise.

Random man: “Why did you have a heart attack last night?”
His wife: “u/TheGohGirl posted again.”

by Eva from Total Drama is sexy June 19, 2023

The Breath Of A Thyroid Is A Perianal Abscess: The First Juvenile Release...and we call it "calcium" (scleras)

What I calll homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of A Thyroid Is A Perianal Abscess: The First Juvenile Release...and we call it "calcium" (scleras)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025

Third law of Thugonomics

The third law of thugonamics states: the one who sent the cheeked up pineapple is trying to cover up the fact that he lied

OJ Simpson proceeds to send a dancing pineapple with a big butt after the glove doesn’t fit. This is an example of the Third Law of Thugonomics

by Nike Toon October 19, 2025