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Those child porn directors were arrested yesterday, twisted fucks.
by cronus81 July 20, 2006
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Twisted Kid

A weird or socially rejected child. You often find them shopping at stores like hot topic and dying their hair funny colors, wearing excessive black and neon colors, or rolling around on floors.

They often look like idjits and appear to be lost in some kind of stage. Most Twisted kids are extremely immature.
They like to think their life is unbearable, and often times you find cuts on their arms.
Also, they like to pretend they are weird things like vampires or witches.
Billy: "Oh look at that twisted kid HIS HAIR IS ORANGE, what a moron-"
Twisted: "shut up, IM DIFFERENT.you dont understand how bad my life is"
by Bethaknee Bitch. April 20, 2006
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twisted flip

A skate boarding move in which a varial kickflip is done with a sex change(body varial) in the opposite direction.
"Hey Man do a twisted flip and you'll be hecka ghetto"
by HTWDOGG April 13, 2008
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Twisted Dragon

During sex, a man lays flat on his back and a very flexible woman sits on his stomach and then proceeds to give a footjob. before he cums she bends over so he finishs on her neck the she slides her neck between his ass cheeks.
Guy 1: Man my ass crack is still kinda sticky

Guy 2: why?

Guy 1: because my girl gave me a twisted dragon last night and i didnt wipe all the way through
by man of ass June 23, 2010
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Tisted

Like being pissed off, but not enough to actually be (a little bit pissed off).
Jack: Yo Finn did you say that girl is tisted?
Finn: No jack, i said she was autistic...
(this is true and i mean no hate to people with autism bc i actually have autism too kthxbai)
by TGGTheGaminGoat November 20, 2019
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twisted tea-bagging

a drinking game played with twisted tea whereby touching an opponent's forehead with a twisted tea forces said opponent to drink (and finish) twisted tea
On our trip to Maine Ben was twisted tea-bagging everyone.

I let my guard down and Jon totally twisted tea-bagged me.
by A & G October 8, 2010
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Twisted Mantis Spring

Verb.

When one lies upside down against a wall fisting themselves in such an awkward position that they look twisted and their hand in their ass or pussy looks like a mantis claw. Plus they spring like a mantis when they cum.
I saw my girl twisted upside down against the wall with her hand in her pussy I thought she was in trouble, but then I realized, Frankie Dee wasn't lying about the Twisted Mantis Spring
by Frankie_Dee January 12, 2014
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