thirst person

The grammatical person, commonly used in status messages on social networking sites, that starts off in the third person (he, she, it) but ends in the first person (I) because ultimately I am writing about myself.

So, my friend hooked up with this girl, and he didn't use protection, and now he says it hurts when he pees. Anyway, do you think I should go to the doctor?

by Tom Hartung March 8, 2009

Thirst man

A weirdo who steals your juices

Thirst man will steal yo juices

by hungryChicken September 26, 2018

Thirst Trap

A provacotive photo posted for likes; usually doesn’t even contain a smiling face, just a body/body part instead

“Did you see her thirst trap photo?”
“Yeah, my God, she’s starting to post ratchet pics like Maija!”

by Jobravhoe September 27, 2018

Thirst-tip

When you leave an unnecessarily large gratuity or tip for your waitress/bartender, because you are physically attracted to them, usually in a sexual manner. Your level of lust, "thirst", is so high that you equate a large tip with any chance of sexy time with said individual. These instances usually occur at lower level sports bars and patios. Alcohol will affect the intensity and dollar amount of the thirst-tip. The thirst-tip is usually followed by periods of sadness and/or vigorous masturbation. Rarely is the thirst-tip successful in the endeavors of no-pants dancing.

"Dude, Heather at Bdubs is so hot. I left her a huge thirst-tip. $20 on a $15 tab"

"Ah, gross man. She's super deece. "
"I know....I'm just so thirsty"

by Thirstay August 21, 2015

thirst check

When a friend is being extra thirsty and they need to evaluate their thirstiness. Put your thirst in check.

Girl: "He's hot, I'm gonna go jump on that D" Friend: "Damn girl need some water for your thirst? Thirst check."

by Ollieoats February 25, 2015

Thirst Comment

When one comments on a social media picture or video awkwardly and publicly complimenting the people in the picture/video.

Connor left a thirst comment on my picture about his girlfriend.

by Yeehawthotiana June 3, 2019

Thirst Quencher

The Thirst Quencher is a refreshing move in the bedroom where the female sits on the males face and rides the full porn stache into the American sunset while chugging a 12 oz bottle of orange Gatorade.

“Dude last night me and this girl went to the nfl and she needed a drink, you best know that I gave her the ol’ thirst quencher”

by kaitylicious January 3, 2019