Asphalt Therapy

1. The act of Driving or Riding until life makes sense again.

2. A common act by gear- or motor-heads, where by traveling at high velocity down drag-strips, highways, back roads or twisties, they seek enlightenment or solutions to life's various queries and problems.

"After my dog died I just had to get out of the house, so I got in my car for some Asphalt Therapy down highway 3"

"I had a great session of Asphalt Therapy with my bike after my girl and i got into a fight"

by ClutchClutch July 12, 2012

gemo therapy

Gay Emo Therapy

"I need gemo therapy, I can't be depressed and gay. Gay also means happy"

by Pervert the Herbert August 11, 2023

therapy song

song meant to help the listener and/or the singer.

therapy song:

you are floating on a cloud
It is the perfect temperature
you have no desires
but if you did you would not have the urge to fulfill them

by myguitar'sbroken January 16, 2010

Literary Therapy

Purposefully reading books in order to escape from your own problems, either by reading biographies about people who have had harder lives than you, or fiction to give you hope that there is something better, somewhere.

Man, I've had such a bad day, I can't believe I only got an 80% on that last exam - I'm heading to Chapters for some literary therapy. I'm sure someone in the Gaza strip has a harder life than I do.

by 521098 January 25, 2011

Therapy Call

Something you tell your roommates to get them out of the dorm so you can have sex with your racist boyfriend.

“Hey can you stay out of the dorm from like 2-3 today, I have a therapy call”

by Ric417475992 September 18, 2018

popsicle therapy

when you lick the membrane of the tissue inside a penis from the tip

T-rav- Dude, i had an accident on my weedwacker and my foreskin was chopped of,.
Naet-What the fuck were you doing????!!!!?
T-rav-Well..it wasn't really and accident because i wanted to try popsicle therapy with my sex brosk. It bleed more than it pleasured...

by pain penis April 28, 2010

phallic therapy

acts on the male phallus to keep it capable of being erect, large, and shiny; pertaining to the entire reproductive system, stimulating motions to excite and produce abundant output. In the female, motions on the genitalia resulting in arousal and irresistible orgasms and gushes.

My gf committed to the axiom "Use It or Lose It," always has us perform frequent phallic therapy, including kissing, jilqing, hand loving, fingering, tongue play on our genitalia resulting in vocal sounds and body twisting, pulses, and throbbing, with a final series of joyous, uncontrollable ejaculations, wettings, and gushes..

by gringo feliz March 11, 2014