Squid

When an extraordinarily unattractive man manages to land an above average looking woman. Usually contingent on some bullshit quality, like being semi-Instagram famous or in a top tier fraternity.
Dude did you see Maya's boyfriend? The kid looks like a damn thumb.

I know, total fucking squid.
by Jfagbag69 December 05, 2016
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Regional, Peoria (Illinois), early to mid-1990's

1. One who uses a computer for chat or e-mail.
2. Especially one who spends long hours in chat or e-mail, engaging in multiple conversational threads with multiple people, even simultaneously.

Her friends finally convinced her to get an Internet account, and would you believe, she's become such a squid!
by Joda January 17, 2006
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squid

when a female forcefully expells air from her vagina causing a noise.

squid is short for pussy fart
Amy let out a loud squid when she bent over
by pj November 06, 2004
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SQUID

something you would say to ur boss when pissed...
by fredsterooni February 15, 2008
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Squid

A female who's vagina is saggy and resembles that of a squid or a sea critter.
Dude did you hear that chick is a total squid.

Dude that chicks squid showed right through her hardtails.

She was hot until i found out she was a squid.
by dosquid February 24, 2010
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Squidding

The act of which one gives the breasts of a female specimen a gentle caress and grab in a squid like motion from base to tip.
jesus christ guys I did it! After finding out what squidding is and how much girls like it I managed to squid a girl last night.
by TheSwagMeisterOfBerlin March 07, 2016
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Squid

When a boy who loves whales wants to give his girlfriend a nickname matched up with his favorite animal but doesn't want to be rude, he calls her squid--which fit because of her warm, soft, pink pussy.
Robert loved to have his squid wrapped tightly around him.
by K-Squid April 26, 2007
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