2 definitions by Jfagbag69

Squid

When an extraordinarily unattractive man manages to land an above average looking woman. Usually contingent on some bullshit quality, like being semi-Instagram famous or in a top tier fraternity.

Dude did you see Maya's boyfriend? The kid looks like a damn thumb.

I know, total fucking squid.

by Jfagbag69 December 5, 2016

Squid

When an extraordinarily unattractive man manages to land an above average looking woman. Usually contingent on some bullshit quality, like being semi-Instagram famous or in a top tier fraternity.

Dude did you see Maya's boyfriend? The kid looks like a damn thumb.

I know, total fucking squid.

by Jfagbag69 December 5, 2016