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Raunchy Magician

the raunchy magician as an inadvertent sex act where, when looking for an item (ahem) “inside” someone you find a second, unexpected item an ask “Is THIS your card?”
I pulled a Raunchy Magician last night, found a set of ben wa balls while looking for a dildo that slipped outta my hand
by Chancellor Rodriguez January 4, 2022
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Magician's proposal

A magician's proposal involves performing the sexual act known as a Houdini and when appearing at the window, kneeling with a ring to perform proposal while your significant other is fornicating with the unknown-to-them individual
Sarah: OMG he proposed! how did he propose?!!!!!
Laura: it was so sweet! it was a magician's proposal. So his BFF was there too!
Sarah:......uh...... and you said yes?
by vibrant mass May 15, 2020
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by Adujasty343 July 10, 2025
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Short sleeved magician

Someone that is very predictable.

<You can see whats coming.>
Some Guy: "So uh, Frank called me on my birthday; then he asked me if he could borrow some money."

Demetri: "Pfft, Frank... That guys a real short sleeved magician."
by frggr March 2, 2010
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Magicianism

It's where you practice magic and shit and believe anything you do is magic because you're just that fucking amazing.
idiot: "I clicked on the x button to close out a page on the internet"
dude: "anyone can do that"
idiot: "No, it's called Magicianism you silly fucking goose"
dude: "That's some facts right there"
idiot: "Damn right"
dude: "If it's on urban dictionary then you're right"
idiot: "alright"
by Zelex August 31, 2018
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Dick Magician

“i love when i feel that insane 😍dick magician, alex, inside of me”

“alex is a real dick magician, put my pussy in a coma😍” “mr. dickmagician fucked melody til her legs were shaking and just kept going”
by $exyMagician$assistant October 22, 2022
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