God Zipper

The rough area of a man's body between his anus and testicles. It manifests as a thin bumpy line of skin similar to a scar. Legend has it that when God created Adam, he stuffed him full of his internal organs and such, and stitched him up, leaving only a small scar behind his balls.
The God Zipper, also available on the Old Navy Hooded Fleece.
by Jim Deep November 08, 2007
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zipper line

A ski term for hitting the most direct line down the moguls
"quit being a wuss and hit the fucking zipper, ya pansy"
"but I can't, I'm too scared to ski the zipper line"
by Paul S. W. September 05, 2006
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zoo zipper

a game were you sneak into a zoo when it is closed and break into the animals cages. You try to have sex with as many as you can before the animal kills/harms you because you were so stupid to do this. the more big and vicious the animal the more points you get

people were found dead in animals cages with no clothes on a couple times in the 90's
i was almost killed zoo zipping last night by the tiger
zoo zipper is fun while you are drunk
by petre101 January 06, 2010
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zipper kid

someone who like the lower class brats, wears tight pants usually a bright plaid or white in color with zippers all over them, see punx
"Zipper Kids"

Right up there in front of the stage
You'll find the zipper girls
They're pissed, they're proud
Stay outta their way
Their heads are in a whirl
Livin' real life from day to day
These kids you can't unfurl
Make it a point to move aside
Watch your backs for the zipper girls

CH: We're the zipper kids
Out to brave the night
We're the zipper kids
Ain't it a beautiful sight
We're the zipper kids
Gonna start a riot
We're the zipper kids
Ain't it a beautiful sight

Right up there in front of the stage
You'll find the zipper boys
They're pissed, they're proud
Stay outta their way
They're dancing to the punk rock noise
Livin' real life from day to day
These kids you can't exploit
Make it a point to move aside
Watch your backs for the zipper boys
by vincent ANNIHILATION February 15, 2007
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zipper smiley

Meaning to keep quiet, especially after a question has been asked that might reveal intimate information.
How was last night with the hottie?

Answer: Zipper smiley.
by Bigidyo October 21, 2013
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Zipper Sex

Sex without any clothing come off.
Me and Jane had sex last night but I didn't even get to see her naked!
by Sarah March 10, 2005
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zipper dick

the painful outcome while dryhumping: a bit of skin from the dick gets caught in the teeth of your zipper from the inside of the jeans.
i was going to go all the way but after i got zipper dick i was too sore to move.
by Jamsalot December 26, 2006
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