Whopping Wood

a game in which a male hits you over the head with his erect genitalia. it must be over 6 inches. bonus points if the act takes place in the woods. if the guy finishes he loses and if the girl passes out she loses.

i literally had to take her to the hospital. she lost whopping wood in like 5 minutes.
OR
he lost whopping wood on his 3rd hit. he is nothing compared to me.

by ponyspank69 July 9, 2021

Molly whop

To ejaculate into one's hand and then proceed to facially assault another person, with said hand.

Man1: I saw my ex yo
Man2:what yu do tho
Man1: I molly whop her ass
Man2: damn dats groddy

by Beanadrill July 11, 2015

noodle whop

The act of whopping with your noodle.

Llomni was talking shit so I noodle whopped his ass!

by NoodWhop August 28, 2016

Dolly-whopped

When you’re violently hit in the head with an appliance dolly

I got dolly-whopped by that appliance dolly

by Feoj March 13, 2020

Dilly Whop

The action in the sport of trapshooting in which the target is turned completely into dust by the shooter in one single shot

Dude, I just completely dilly whopped that target and won the competition!

by beretta_dilly_whop July 26, 2011

Whop

A less enthusiastic version of whoop. Used slightly sarcastically with little actual, meaningful emotion.

I spelt that word right, whop.

by .Introvert. November 16, 2018

whopped Down

High off an extasy pill

yo you seen tony....that n*gga whopped dwn

Im trynna be whopped down tonight wassup, u down?

by quasia November 30, 2011