dirty LP

the act of a short man screeming out "you just got gnomed" after having gay sex

guy 1: i can't believe he pulled a dirty LP in me
guy 2: damn, you just got gnomed

by dicktionary98 July 19, 2023

LP

abbreviation

Loser Pays, Loser's Pay
LP is a prize/betting term used in games which refers to the agreement made by players before the start of play.
Usually the agreement is, Loser pay and the winner takes it all.

Shall I ask the new player in the club for a LP match this weekend?

by GyaanChand May 11, 2022

LP

LP stands for Love Pussy.

:Man I LP so much dude
:tf is LP?
: Love pussy you idiot

by pissinmyear February 29, 2020

LP

A little pebble. One who sleeps on their tummy so dainty like a pebble

Where’s LP? Oh, passed out on the bed like a little pebble

by LJandLeia June 06, 2021

LP

Super sexy Sex-Monster that loves daily random sex all the time.By the way,he likes sex😏

My girlfriend cheated on me.It must be a motherfucking LP!!!
That 'LP' is such a fucking stud

by Menwhohaslotsofsex January 09, 2017

LP

"Late Post" for when a message is sent but due to lag or personal error it sends late in the conversation. Originated from the website Kugyay in 2007

A: "Oh I love Warriors!"
B: "Huh? We were talking about that an hour ago!"
A: "Oh chat refreshed, lp!"

by Alaricat April 01, 2021

LP

Abbreviation for “let’s play.” Commonly pertains to video games.

Are you off work already? LP in an hour!

by MikeyOreos October 22, 2020