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Gumby

The house was infested with roaches, it was Gumby.
by MYNELYME January 19, 2019
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Gumby

When your Grandma spits her false teeth into a glass on the night stand so she can blow your Grandpa like he needs to be blown.
Grandpa loves fishing but not like he enjoys a gumby from Grandma.
by Angus McCracken January 26, 2020
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Gumby Torture

Ties in with the movie Menace 2 Society as a b-side track film.

Gumby is ambushed by three Kangaroos with baseball bats. "He was once a thug around the way, Eazy!!!" They screamed at him loudly with an eery, growly scream similar to Edow Robert's exploding head syndrome. After beating him mercilessly without a pause, they tied him up and take him to an abandoned house. There, they awaken him acter injecting powerful drugs into his system. They then proceed to strap him down and force his eyes open. They take a pair of very dull and rusty scissors and meticulously snip his gummy weiner off while he screams in horrible pain and is forced to watch! They then drop lethal doses of heroin eyedrops into his eyes, where he convulses to his grim death. Keep in mind, this is fiction, not reality. The three kangaroos then are arrested after being caught by Crocodile Dundee and they are currently incarcerated in a submerged prison in the Atlantic Ocean.
Bob: Gumby Torture!!! That movie was terrible!
Greg: I kind of liked it!
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Cucky gumbie

A bombastic, silly man who no one would touch with a ten foot pole.
My friend Patrick is such a cucky gumbie.
by Heypattylynn November 18, 2021
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Gumby

A word meaning several things, being used as a compliment or an insult. Also being able to be used anywhere in a sentence, 'gumby' is a very useful word.

It can mean anything from good, ugly, bad, stinky, goofy, wacky, disgusting, funny, antichrist, beautiful, and (if used in the right context) the whole Decloration of Independence.
You're looking gumby today!

Fuck you and yo gumby ass shoes
by Not a Chaggot September 23, 2019
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Gumby

the gummy claymation character was a bit dense and slow talking... Scratching his head in bewilderment... Making single syllable noises "doh" and being awkward.
by WilmerFINGERDO January 7, 2016
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