Adjusting one's bollocks to a more comfortable position from one's pocket. Also known as playing "Pocket billiards."
by hazatrand September 6, 2022
Get the Rearrange the formulamug. by Quidavar December 22, 2022
Get the QM Formulamug. An electric motorsport championship which first raced in 2014. Formula E features 22 drivers, some of which have had seats in Formula One. A Formula E race is called an ePrix, a term which is a combination of electric and Grand Prix.
Formula E often sees criticism from people in the world of motorsport, usually due to the speed not being on par with Formula One or simply for the sound of the electric motors.
Formula E often sees criticism from people in the world of motorsport, usually due to the speed not being on par with Formula One or simply for the sound of the electric motors.
by SueDoughNimBecauseWhy November 7, 2021
Get the Formula Emug. = (Man's age) + 14 - 2 * (Woman's age) is the creepers formula. It calculates the number of years a creep has to wait before a woman is within the socially acceptable age range to date, according to the "Half Plus Seven" rule.
Ordinarily say if a man is 36, the woman has to be at least "Half Plus Seven", meaning 25. That's fine, but what if the man is a 36 year old creeper and he meets a 20 year old he wants to date. He can't. He has to wait a certain number of years until she's within the "Half Plus Seven" range.
That's when you use the above formula.
So if the guy is 36, first you add 14. That gives you 50. Next you subtract twice her age (40) and subtract that from 50, you get i10. That means he have to wait 10 years.
Let's test this out.
The 36 year old creep, in 10 years will be 46
The 20 year old girl, in 10 years will be 30.
Validating with the Half Plus Seven rule: Half of 46 is 23, plus 7 is 30. Voila!
Ordinarily say if a man is 36, the woman has to be at least "Half Plus Seven", meaning 25. That's fine, but what if the man is a 36 year old creeper and he meets a 20 year old he wants to date. He can't. He has to wait a certain number of years until she's within the "Half Plus Seven" range.
That's when you use the above formula.
So if the guy is 36, first you add 14. That gives you 50. Next you subtract twice her age (40) and subtract that from 50, you get i10. That means he have to wait 10 years.
Let's test this out.
The 36 year old creep, in 10 years will be 46
The 20 year old girl, in 10 years will be 30.
Validating with the Half Plus Seven rule: Half of 46 is 23, plus 7 is 30. Voila!
Alice: I'm only 20. You're 36. I'm too young for you.
Bob: Well, according to the creeper's formula we can date in ten years.
Alice: bet
Bob: Well, according to the creeper's formula we can date in ten years.
Alice: bet
by artist6000 December 18, 2024
Get the The creeper's formulamug. Bully someone for years and then sulk when you are not invited to the parties and events.
Also knows as "being a steinmeir"
Also knows as "being a steinmeir"
"Do not be such a steinmeir!"
"why are you pulling steinmeir? you were a dick for so many years, why sulk now?!"
"Oh, he is sulking again and using Steinmeier formula! What a child"
"Andrew is such a steinmeir, I'm so tired of his bullshit"
"why are you pulling steinmeir? you were a dick for so many years, why sulk now?!"
"Oh, he is sulking again and using Steinmeier formula! What a child"
"Andrew is such a steinmeir, I'm so tired of his bullshit"
by antïn April 13, 2022
Get the Steinmeier Formulamug. by Bak Hyemi September 4, 2021
Get the Baby formulamug. Introduced in 1979 by the Labour Chief Secretary to the Treasury, Joel Barnett, it is the formula by which the devolved nations, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland, get a disproportionate share of UK tax take. The result is that every year since, English taxpayers have been subsidising the populations of the devolved nations. (In the tax year 2019/20 the Barnett Formula allocated £32 Bn to Scotland).
Englishman in pub: that left wing tosser, Joel Barnett needs a good shagging. Thanks to him and his so called Barnett formula, my taxes are subsidising those tossers north of the border!
2nd Englishman in pub: Blimey I didn't know that, and those SNP freeloaders have the bare cheek to demand independence!
Englishman in pub: yes, and if they do ever get independence, I'll be going up to to Jock land to get my money back!
2nd Englishman in pub: Blimey I didn't know that, and those SNP freeloaders have the bare cheek to demand independence!
Englishman in pub: yes, and if they do ever get independence, I'll be going up to to Jock land to get my money back!
by Old Runner November 18, 2023
Get the Barnett Formulamug.