tears

The English equivalent of the 😂 emoji. Often used in conjunction with "lol" by passive-aggressive people.

"Lol, I stayed up all night finishing an essay, but I just found out the deadline isn't for another week!! Tears."

by Jo Sarian July 5, 2018

Tears of My Enemies

noun. a delightful beverage to be sipped while cackling evilly or just fun to watch as they stream down the cheeks of the broken wretches you have utterly defeated. These may be gathered after activities such as revealing a bun in the oven is your doing, opening a giant can of whoop-ass or targeting an uncooperative captive's homeworld with planet-destroying lasers from a fully armed and operational battlestation.

"I don't always drink the Tears of My Enemies but when I do.. I hear their dying echoes.."

by GoinRoje May 5, 2021

real jesus tears

Real Jesus tears is when something very truamatic has occurred and you begin to cry. The tears are not the same at just crying though. When you cry real Jesus tears you can feel the pain and suffering in your chest and stomach.

I failed my final exam, when I got the paper back I cried real Jesus tears.

by Just frickin peachy February 6, 2017

tears

The blood of the soul. When the soul bleeds, you cry.

I started to cut myself and cried a puddle of tears, playing that sad song in the back of my head.

by Jace Noelle March 10, 2007

Poop tears

Crying or tearing up while defecating.

"Man, that was a good dump."
"Hold up. Are those poop tears?"

by copybarber March 7, 2012

red tears

It when you are bleeding on your face and crying and the blood runs with the tears so they look red.

1. There's a fight tomorrow, he'll be crying red tears.
2.I'll make you cry red tears bitch

by Elletheblueberry September 7, 2006

Tears

Water that leaks from your eyes and tastes salty.

Tears: I once licked my tear off and it tasted salty.

by FlareNUKE August 12, 2006