crunch tackle

A type of tackle, in the game of football, where the player that has the ball during play, get hit hard as hell and knocked down in the same second or sooner.
OR
A crushing tackle delivered to any football player while the ball is in play, especially if either doesn't cause a penalty or a flag thrown by the referee/s.

Ronnie Lott, Charles Haley, Richard Dent, Mike Singletary, Shawne Merriman, etc. are all specialist of the crunch tackle.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 27, 2010

trackaholic

Someone who has an addiction to track sports and running. Similar to how an alcoholic seeks intoxication, a trackaholic person craves their daily workout and all actions and thoughts in their life are focused on track and seeking improvements.

Flancy Johns wants to become an all-american athlete. Flancy practices with extreme amounts and speeds of running, wears workout clothes all the time, and is constantly striving to achieve more with her athletic talent. Flancy is a trackaholic.

by goblina89 May 20, 2011

TACKY HOOP

A SWEATY BUM HOLE

god i have a tacky hoop.
Its very hot in here my tacky hoop is sticky
i have been to the toilet and still have a tacky hoop
no toilet paper so my hoop is tacky

by GAVALAR August 4, 2011

Thacker syndrome

succeeding without actually trying

"Hey Mike, how is Julian Wellsworth VI in the a capella group, president of his frat, president of the student body, vice president of the honors society, the star runningback, and the winner of the Pulitzer Prize this year, while still being an asshole and a giant douche?"

"I don't know. I guess he has Thacker syndrome."

by Kz October 17, 2012

track dome

Commonly mistaken to be the 8th wonder of the world, track dome refers to the divine experience of receiving fellatio whilst sitting aboard a moving train.

Chad: Ay bro, you ever gotten track dome?
Chase: Nah, what's that?
Chad: It's un-fucking-believable bro. Head on a train. Life changing.

by Chadley Chaderson December 11, 2018

track snack

A girl who hangs out at the motocross track, usually whorish in nature.

Don't worry baby, I don't have any track snacks, just you.

by sallytracksnack July 1, 2019

Canadian Tacklebox

While one pleasures a partner with a hockey puck, just prior to orgasm, one slaps the receiver in the face with a large predatory game fish coated in maple syrup. Afterwards it is generally customary to split a molson as a sign of good faith.

Why do you have a salmon behind your nightstand? For a good ole canadian tacklebox doncha know?"

by CptBigSack October 1, 2015