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Testicalalia

Yo dog, I got some testicalalia muy bad.
by ccurrie July 9, 2011
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Testicalish

Woman: So i went to go down his pants and he just started laughing hysterically.

Man: How odd, he must have been testicalish.
by Beatdowns a Packin September 3, 2011
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testicate

A specific type of castration which involves physical removing of the testicles. Traditionally, pliers are used, but any sort of gripping device works. Testication is known mostly for the way the gripping device is used. Random portions of the scrotum are grabbed with the tool and yanked away with the intent to remove as much flesh as possible. The process repeats until testicles are removed, or the participating parties decide to stop.

A game can be made out of testication with players taking turns with grabbing things. Ideally this should be done blind folded to maintain the true spirit of testication. Points are awarded by the amount of flesh removed and bonus points for testicles removed intact.
1. Frank wouldn't give up the location of the money, so Peter was forced to testicate him.

2. Omar and Perry were bored one night, so they picked up a drifter to testicate him. Perry won when he got both balls removed in his second tug.
by ohshazbot September 17, 2012
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testical tango

The act of inserting numerous pairs of testicles into a sexual partner in anyway possible.
I just came back from the best testical tango I've been ever been in.
by Howie Feltersnatch March 4, 2015
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BEANS TESTING

More commonly known in polite circles as the sperm count.
"I have just been to the wank lab to get my tadpole soup beans tested".
"That cunt is blowing skimmed milk, he needs beans testing"
by Mr Cunt February 23, 2008
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Walnut Testicals

The word you use to describe a man in public butt ass naked raping a small child, usually 2-8 years old
"Omg that guy is sticking his Walnut Testicals in that girls asshole"
by SmokeyBoii February 7, 2019
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testival

A festival of testicals. Synonymous with sausage fest. It means a gay orgy or a large concentration of males or male genatalia
"Dude that catholic church is such a testival"

"There's nothing but a testival at gay bars"
by White Frank Black September 4, 2006
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