Testicular Elephantitis

1. When an individual (usually a male), has courage enough to attempt a dangerous feat.

2. When an individual steps out of line, especially with an individual much more intimidating than them self.

3. When an individuals testicles grow to monstrous size due to genetic mutation.

1. That guy has a serious case of testicular elephantitis, he just jumped over a moving car!
2.That asshole must have a case of testicular elephantitis to fuck with me!
3. I went to the doctor, and was diagnosed with testicular elephantitis...

by Nathan Savage March 17, 2010

Eat my testicular cancer

A phrase used to insult people in the mills college alumni. Eat my testicular cancer originated from a secondary school in Vancouver, Canada by a very attractive and convenient person. It can also be used to describe someone with horrible green and yellow shoes, a trigger-happy Serbian, a Jarus-hakak with a very loose vigina or just plainly that racist idiot that went to Mills college.

Eat my testicular cancer jerk
go back to mills college
inconvenient is gabes word so eat my testicular cancer

by NNNN. Charles April 12, 2007

Turkish Testicular Tickler

When one man pulls his ball skin apart allows a Turkish man from hell to touch the ball skin with his finger in a fast manner from hell.

Austin: Hey John! Can I have a Turkish Testicular Tickler?
John: Oh hell yeah, right after I kill spiderman.

by Austinshawlikesitintheass69 June 15, 2010

Testicular Battery

The act of attaching a car battery to one's testicles, in order to achieve extreme stimulation.

Dude James died yesterday!

What? Why!

Apparently he wanted to really get off, so he tried out a Testicular Battery.

by Sodomy boy June 23, 2010

testicular bra

a device not dissimilar to a jockstrap with two cups - one for each ball. useful for runners etc.

"dude, this jockstrap chafes like a bitch! take my testicular bra, its baaare comfy!"

by plop123456789 March 27, 2009

testicular suicide

the killing of oneself with the use of testicles. Possibly strangling to death or being beat to death with the scrotum or testicles

Pablo was awed when he found the neck of a dead prostitute rapped around his scrotum this morning "testicular suicide"

by Nate Schultzie March 5, 2011

Testicular Paralysis

That feeling you get when you dare to imagine a very ugly woman in a G-string.

Dude just the thot of her wearing a thong, gives me testicular paralysis.

by tinunit June 24, 2011