Easily one of the best medical mystery writers ever. Stephen King-- yes, THE Stephen King-- said, "Tess Gerritsen is an automatic must-read in my house; what Anne Rice is to vampires, Gerritsen is to the tale of medical suspense. She is better than than Palmer, better than Cook... yes, even better than Crichton. If you've never read Gerritsen, figure in the price of electricity when you buy your first novel by her... 'cause baby, you are going to be up all night."
Tess Gerritsen kicks butt.
Tess Gerritsen kicks butt.
Guy 1: "Dude, did you read the Tess Gerritsen book I gave you yet?"
Guy 2: "Yes. I peed myself and stayed up until 3 A.M"
Guy 2: "Yes. I peed myself and stayed up until 3 A.M"
by Read On July 7, 2011
Get the Tess Gerritsen mug.1) Towards the end of the movie "Tropic Thunder" when Ben Stiller's Character, Tugg Speedman, tosses a baby named Half-Squat.
2) A throw or toss that is ridiculously short, like coming from the end of a baby's arm
2) A throw or toss that is ridiculously short, like coming from the end of a baby's arm
Hellen Keller: The pong-championship rests on this throw, bradah
Kindig: Umph
Hellen Keller: OMG...that baby toss was shorter than my dick.
Kindig: Umph
Hellen Keller: OMG...that baby toss was shorter than my dick.
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the act of throwing a jew into the air and not catching him or her upon return, a clever bar mitzvah prank.
by shmoo00 May 16, 2010
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Get the Tootsie toss mug.A game played by tossing a bean bag across the room at an opponent attempting to hit them in the face with it. Hitting the opponent between the eyes acts as a multiplier. Each person takes a turn and throws three (3) bean bags. When both players take one turn results in one (1) round. After round three(3) the points are added up and the loser has to stand w/legs agap as the winner takes all six (6) bags and hurls them at the losers "Bean Bag".
Points
Chin = 10
Cheeks =5
Nose= 25
Forehead =15
Between the eyes = x2
In the eyes =no points and ends turn for that person
Points
Chin = 10
Cheeks =5
Nose= 25
Forehead =15
Between the eyes = x2
In the eyes =no points and ends turn for that person
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Get the Mexican Bean Bag Toss mug.1. Any one of a race of amazing girls bearing the given name Tessa who enjoy Sleeping, Not doing homework, Staying up late for no reason, Dancing, Flirting, Rainbow Alliance (on occasion) Cuddles, Hugs, Being Old, Worrying, Military Men, Hippies and/or Hippie ish guys.
2. An amazingly beautiful woman who posseses extreme knowledge, yet lacks the ability to spell.
3. A person who subscribes to the theory that dirt and germs are the same thing (also known as the dirt=germs theory)
4. A female who is two awesome to be allowed to belong to any one man, and is therefore, according to all formally known boy code, stuck in the "friend zone"
5. The most awesome best friend a girl could ask for (after you go through the 3 year test period, consisting of being told that your parents dont love you...)
2. An amazingly beautiful woman who posseses extreme knowledge, yet lacks the ability to spell.
3. A person who subscribes to the theory that dirt and germs are the same thing (also known as the dirt=germs theory)
4. A female who is two awesome to be allowed to belong to any one man, and is therefore, according to all formally known boy code, stuck in the "friend zone"
5. The most awesome best friend a girl could ask for (after you go through the 3 year test period, consisting of being told that your parents dont love you...)
I loveses my tessakins!
by Cat039 December 16, 2008
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