temulence

state of extreme drunkenness, to be temulent is to be very drunk due to the overconsumption of beer or other alcoholic beverages

My girlfriend was so temulent from buck night at Woodstock's that she made out with her friend; She drank so much beer that she "reeked of temulence."

by Paul Gadbois March 21, 2009

teimur

A very special bloke . Possibly autistic

Hello teimur how are u

by Lickit January 26, 2017

tempura shrimp

when your mouth gets really dry, so you ask your partner to squirt and spit in it and then you gargle it, and mix the juices around, and create a juice cocktail and you spit it out on their shaft:

“OMG i totally tempura shrimped on Jasmine last night!”

by ball.sucker February 5, 2022

Temujin

AKA: Genghis Khan. Mongol warlord of the Golden Horde from 1206-1227.
Inventor of the pioneering medieval missile: the niznaz.
The world's first philanthropist.
Good friend of Bulgacroctanus McFadden the 2nd.

Bulgacroctanus McFadden the 2nd: Hello Temujin.
Temujin: Hello Bulgacroctanus McFadden the 2nd.

by The Nug14 September 2, 2009

temuka

Temuka is someone who loves having friends with benefits but has a bad taste in women

Omg you are such a temuka

by You can find better January 31, 2020

Temujin McColgan

Is a guy that loves a girl that also starts with the letter T, wants to become a professional basketball player is a overthinker and has a gay friend called grayson and wants to marry the one he loves but the girl thinks it wont last as he is leaving soon for university.

Temujin McColgan loves T*** but doesn’t think she feels the same way…

by Korzmo November 23, 2021

Temujin Complex

A Temujin Complex is identical to the term "Napoleon Complex", which describes someone (typically a man) who is short, and tries to overcompensate for it in some way. The term "Napoleon Complex" is in fact historically inaccurate, due to the fact that Napoleon was not short, he was actually 5'6", which was average height in that era. Temujin (Better know as Genghis Khan) on the other hand, was 5'1", which was short for his era. Genghis' military accomplishments also dwarf Napoleons, especially since Genghis ruled over most of what is now Russia. In fact, the nomadic tribes that would inhabit that land after Temujin's death would later be known as the Russians, who of course were consistently outfought, but never conquered, by Napoleon.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, check out that short guy over there trying to impress the hot chick with his magic tricks."

Guy 2: "Yeah bro, that guys has a total Temujin Complex."

by Destroyer25 March 19, 2011