teenager

When used in the manner to denigrate, it is a superficial umbrella statement asserted against youths between the 13-19 age bracket. The word's negative connotations stem from the actions of the minority of adolescents who typically display qualities and proclivities that can be construed as unappreciative, lame and otherwise emo. While these behaviors only account for a small percentage of the group, the majority of the demographic demonstrates responsibility by involving themselves with extracurricular activities and organizations, striving for academic excellence, holding a job, performing chores, volunteering their time and services to charitable causes, AND coming home in time for curfew.

Fellow teenagers who demonstrate ageism toward their own peers are generally anti-social, bandwagon-jumping slapwads who try too hard to appear edgy and enlightened, thus categorizing them with other lameass individuals of their age bracket; this behavior can only be encapsulated with the term "teenager," by their defintion.

No, not all teenagers are drug toking, binge drinking, baby making chimpanzees from hell. However, if you do insist on exercising your right to be a misanthropist, the moral of this definition is to hate the individual, or the subculture, and not the entire group.

by Katsu April 30, 2005

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

A franchise that reached world-wide popularity circa-1990. The charactors were four mutated turtles that were the size of humans, crave pizza, talk and have expert martial at skills, learned from a similarly mutated giant rat... Master splinter. Their sworn enemy was The Shredder, or "Shreadhead"/"metalmouth".

I used to watch this before school every day 14 years ago.

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

teek

way of saying that a person's actions or what they are saying is lowkey gay in a joking matter.

1) *Mike smacks other Arthur's ass*
Authur- Damnn you're teek!
2) Mike- Yeo bring that ass over here*licks lips, and looks at Aurthur*
Arthur- This mans is teek! Lmao

by daR3alzBroBro November 22, 2018

Teejay

Name of a guy who makes girls want to fuck/suck/ask for computer help, but when they see him, act awkward (most likely because they just orgasmed at the sight of him). So good at basketball he makes Michael Jordan cry like a bitch and then lick his tears off the court so Teejay's opponents have no excuse after he breaks their ankles/shins/jaws/etc.

(Teejay walking down hall)
(girl comes out of room in front of him)

Girl: "Oh!.. oh.. ooh, oh, oh... this is awkward."

by Mad Sheets December 7, 2009

teenager

Someone who has everything but appreciates nothing.

Every teenager(including me, at times)

by Dr Doom January 21, 2005

teenagers

1. The years between 12 and 20. Fun but scary years. Imagine living in an episode of Wonder Showzen and you're only halfway there. Becoming a teenager is like emerging from a deep sleep,everything is clear now.IE: The world is very fucked up.
As a teenager,you can have everything you want but nothing that you need. Many people don't realise how painful it can be sometimes and the term "Whingy teenager" is constantly thrown at you from all sides. Once I get to 20,I hope to be treated like a human being again.
Your teenage years ,so I've been told, prepare you for adult life. Well ,coming from a teenager,adult life will apparently be restless,emotional and very,very confusing. So there you go.
2.Also a song my My Chemical Romance. Och,it's good!

1. "Teenagers scare the living shit out of me." I muttered,watching a fellow teenager attempt to have sex with a kitten.
2. "Teenagers scare the living shit outta me!",sang My Chemical Romance to the crowd. Many fangirls never recovered.

by bandanasarerad October 23, 2006

r/teenagersbutpog

The most pog and epic subreddit in the world

Person:Hey r/teenagers succs
Big brain person 2:Hey check out r/teenagersbutpog

by arccer May 10, 2021